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Poor little uncle, he's got poison ivy all up and down his sides. I feel so bad for the tyke, he just can't catch any luck. He's been trapped upstairs all week and it looks like he won't be back in school until Monday at the earliest. It's great that he's got such a fantastic sister, willing to take care of him and distract him enough that he ( Read more... ) -
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We're about t' start the celebratin' in Saint Patrick's honor. Swear on my bloodline, if I remember anythin' 'bout today when I wake up tomorrow, we did somethin' wrong! -
My Fine Is $750
Taken, once more, from deviouskirin . And I've gotta say, this was kind of lame 'cause what seems like half my fine was because I'm married to another man and it comes with the territory...
Just read the "offenses" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
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FUCK STEREOTYPES
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm a PASTORS KID so I MUST be slutty and a faker.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
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Another Meme From Kirin
What is your cost? Add up and see!
Natural Hair Colour
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ x ] Other - $75
Total: $75
Eye Colour
[ ] Brown - $50
[ x ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total: $75
Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ x ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
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Men I'd Sleep With
1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
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Mostly I'm doin this so I can annoy deviouskirin more, since she's gone and left us all to hang out with the gits she's so in love with. If someone happens to stumble across this, go ahead and drop me a line if ya want, I'm always for meeting new people. Other than that, this is probably gonna be a pretty empty journal. Just so you know.