friendship is magic

[lula_vampiro]

-- lulaVampiro [LV] began pestering francoCophony [FC] --

FC: you seem like me
LV: i know!
LV: we should be friends
FC: we should!
FC: like right now
LV: word
FC: BEGIN FRIENDSHIP
FC: hey
LV: sup
FC: nm
FC: i'm kyra
LV: i'm mendez
FC: that's a cool name
LV: thx lol
LV: a/s/l
FC: 78/T/Ukraine
LV: over 9000/reject traditional gender definitions/the moon
FC: oooh
FC: i hear the moon is lovely this time of year
LV: wtf told you that, it sucks
LV: there's no air or people
FC: oh
FC: my ex, alejandro
LV: i'm sucking air out of baby bottles up here
FC: he always lies
FC: fortunately i have a very intense baby bottles containing air fetish
FC: so this is good that we are friends
LV: cool, i have a people with exes named alejandro fetish
LV: i just came all over the moon
FC: i just came paper
FC: gg
LV: gg
FC: so how'd you end up on the moon?
FC: work?
LV: tax reasons
FC: oh interesting!
FC: but i hear that there is going to be a cheese tax going into effect soon
LV: oh fuck
LV: do you know anyone who wants to buy one moon's worth of cheese
FC: hmm
FC: maybe my ex consuelo
LV: ew wtf
FC: she has a very large rat farm down in Chad
LV: exes named consuelo are not hot at all
FC: i know- i was young and foolish!
FC: please don't judge me for having an ex named consuelo
LV: it is too late
LV: the judgment has been levied
LV: what is levied cannot be unlevied
FC: what if i kill her and take her rat fram in Chad?
LV: oh
LV: well
LV: that's okay then
FC: we could start a whole new life together, you and i
FC: with our rats
FC: and cheese moon
FC: in Chad
FC: forever
FC: LOVE ME
LV: k
FC: ::om nom nom::
LV: ::nom::
LV: ~and they lived happily ever after~
LV: ~gg~
FC: ~gg~
FC: :D
LV: i'm blogging this
FC: yesssss