Two and a Half Men

[lulabella33]

Allen: Now Listen Charlie. Jake is grounded he's not allowed to play video games or watch tv, so I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears.

Charlie: ok Allen but i'm gonna need you to be my liver and prostate.

Comments

[anonymous]

why are you depressed?! I'm supposed to be the only one who is depressed anymore! But that's only wishful thinking I suppose.
If it cheers you up, here's a quote between me and my roommate:

Me and Helen in the bathroom
Helen "So then I said *blah blah blah...*"
Me: Looking in the mirror
Helen- "Lena? Did you hear me?"
Me- "Oh sorry, I was distracted by my own reflection.

^_^ Love! Lena