eek a vampire

[lulu_destroyer]

ok so I'm convinced that I guy I work with is a vampire and here's why:

1)  He's very pale
2) He's got severe allergies but he had them even before it stopped snowing, sun allergy?
3) He's got a widow's peak
4) He refuses to reveal his age
5) He nervously laughed when I asked him if he was a vampire
6) He claspes his hands and hunches when talking to

Comments

[ncp]

Sounds suspicious... I'd carry garlic around at all times if I were you...

[lulu_destroyer]

Good idea, he's really nice though, I think he's a type of vampire to only take a little bit or just kill bad guys

[amazon_ww]

Sweet!
You should get him to make you into a vampire and then become a crimefighting duo!

[lulu_destroyer]

hmm...the idea has merit

[agsilver]

Of course, there are only two options here

[lulu_destroyer]

Oh I'm pretty sure he's the gay good vampire kind. I'm pretty much in total lust over him.

Sometimes, when I'm all by myself, I picture him have various gay things done to him and I smile.

[agsilver]

*snort*

I need to go back to politically-correct-school, because one of the first things that went through my head was "Like what? Having curlers put in while he and the hairdresser sing 'Hello Dolly'?"

[lulu_destroyer]

ah hahahahahha