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Savage Defines Saddlebacking

Jan 30, 2009 23:53

The votes are in:
Savage Love: Saddlebacking
also:
Saddlebacking

Highlights:
* And now... without further delay... the winning definition of "saddleback"... by a gaping margin... definition number 5: "Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities." After attending the ( Read more... )

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Back in the bad old 80's... turkchief January 31 2009, 05:14:17 UTC

When I was a callow youth....(grin)...we used to call anal "Catholic birth control"

TC

jlabeatnik January 31 2009, 13:53:11 UTC

i suppose they are still a virgin. just like if you haven't done anal your an anal virgin.

agwdevil January 31 2009, 22:24:06 UTC

The term "saddlebacker" does not differentiate between the active and passive partner. Maybe it should be the saddlebacker and her saddlebuck?

And anyway, whatever happened to good old fashioned oral sex? That's not supposed to "count" either. Is it not considered too "French" and unamerican?

I wonder how many saddlebackers just want their partners to do them like Heath Ledger did Jake Gyllenhall....