It's pathetic that I'm so ready for bed at 10:25 PM ( Read more... )

Holy Shit I had the best weekend. Saturday I modeled at UCCC and made $50 fast, and then headed down to the city to chill with Kitama and attend a crazy halloween party. I was a princess and used my prom dress from high school, made a train and scarf/robe thing with the help of mom, and one of those pointy hats with fabric and ribbon ( Read more... )

i woke up tangled in my blankets. and i dreamed of HUUUUGE orchids, feet wide, growing on giant trees in oberlin-slash-some cool leftist town i haven't yet met ( Read more... )

Pixies. Possibly the best concert I have ever been to in my entire life. Small venue, great seats, great sound, great music, great show, great friends, it couldn't have been better. I'm so glad I went. There are just no words to describe how gratifying it was to be there ( Read more... )

Below, you will find the most rediculous email I sent to my friend Josh about the most rediculous series of events. I amaze myself by my uncanny ability to get myself into these situations ( Read more... )

Talked to Mommy tonight for hours. She's one of the best housemates I've ever had. I love living with her almost all of the time. Was good to have the house to ourselves this evening. I spent it all at home, except the time it took me to stop by the evil nasty-people gas station and buy cigarettes. (I'm doing well with the smoking less -- the ( Read more... )

I'm prefacing this by saying that its content is somewhat esoteric ( Read more... )

christine moved to colorado yesterday. i'm sad and i desperately miss her. this signifies, undeniably, the end of my childhood era ( Read more... )

i know i know, i hate links and shit, but this is imperative to see. it's better than john stewart on crossfire ( Read more... )

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past,looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to ( Read more... )