Last time Darcy (
dashingsims) moved in. I only put this in here so I can give cred early on.
SHE CLEANS TOILETS <3
And was forced to eat this cause Bonehilda left it in the microwave. But she doesn't mind <3
And she catches with pea shooters!
Ethan: Hello honey. How was your day? *smooch*
Ethan: I know this is sudden but I find myself attracted to you more than any other woman before you.
Darcy: Oh Ethan...
Darcy: Wait. How many women?
Ethan: Does it matter? :D
Darcy: OMG ETHAN! THAT'S A LOT OF WOMEN!
Darcy: BTW THIS RING IS BEAUTIFUL!
And then we ended up here. WEDDING SPAM!
Awe <3
He's got that cheesy smile.
They were meant to be.
Seriously. Meant to be.
Ethan: I think we've waited long enough.
Darcy: Really?
And had a passionate evening.
Then he went and worked on stuff so he could get paid through his marriage vacation.
And she collected a bug.
Darcy: You are so cute.
I love the little fairies. Don't judge me D:
They really needed to be tended to. And Darcy was the right person for the job.
Barrel: I don't mind that our house has gotten bigger from Darcy. She cooks meals, unlike Bonehilda who just leaves out microwavables. Darcy isn't gonna leave us like mommy, right daddy?
Ethan: I hope she doesn't.
Ethan has yet to tell his children that he actually whored around and stole them from their mothers. We'll just keep it a secret for now.
Meet Steve. Our new gnome <3
Ethan: God I hope he doesn't find out.
Darcy D: Did the salad get to you?! BAD SALAD!
Oh yeah. We got a cowplant too.
And Ethan continues to work on his books that we get a lot of money for.
Darcy felt disgusting after throwing up so she went and soaked in the bear tub.
Then had her fortune told. Which stated her to stay away from penguins.
Then she went and played with this cause I wanted to see how it worked.
DARCY NO! DON'T BE SICK D:
Then they went and played on the new karaoke machine.
They sang terribly <3
Oh. Well... That changes everything.
Switching to her. Shouldn't you be cooking?
Nissa: No.
Barrel: HOLY HELL! A ROBOBEAR!
GO HOME GHOST D:<
Lock's latest.
What's this? A new family member?
WHY DOES THIS TAKE FOREVER!
Barrel: I'm not into aliens.
This is the new Ruby. She is a party animal, animal lover, and computer whiz. Hm.
Love that dress <3 You work it!
Steve has it out for the trash can.
Ethan is boring in this legacy because he works on books to support the ever growing family.
Lock also works to make the house decorative.
And all the kids went to the Abortorium. Don't hate me if I spelled that wrong. You get the gist.
Ethan: Hiya! Take that dish washer!
He learned to upgrade using magic so you know... I allowed him to upgrade some of our things.
Darcy does this a lot. I think she is waiting for the baby to arrive.
Then Ethan went and read a pregnancy book because Darcy wanted him to.
Nissa: Ten bucks.
Vamp: Rip. Give me one.
Then she wanted to do her homework in my house. GTFO! Btw this is one of Darcy's long lost nieces.
And Darcy got around to sending thank yous for her wedding gifts.
Darcy: Dear brother, thank you for the wall decoration. We had to sell it because we are broke and a new baby is arriving.
Lovely...
SHE'S SO BIG :O
Darcy: Still waiting...
Ethan: Darcy I think you should get out of this room for your health.
Darcy: You may be right.
Then I learnned she had a romantic interest. This is the first child's half brother. Lovely right?
Then it was time.
LOCK
He gained rebellious as a trait along with his ambitious, brave, and friendly.
NISSA
She brought to the table Great Kisser. Wonder who she got that from. She is also a clumsy loner with a bookworm side.
We interupt the birthdays to bring you exciting news.
Darcy: OH GOSH DANG IT WHY!
Ruby: Go Mrs. Skellington!
Back to this.
JACK
Jack is now a brooding perfectionist along with loner genius. Some perfect set of traits I may add cx
BARREL
Light sleeper, loner, ambitious. And finally, gatherer. Wonderful.
Scroll up here when you are deciding the poll.
He got the vaccuum.
What's this? MULTIPLES? NO!
One Baby.
Two Baby.
Three Baby.
Darcy: Is it over?
RILEY!
Insane and clumsy
SHOCK
eccentric and genius
FAITH
Evil and loves the outdoors (like her mommy)
Yeah. I bet you thought this was the end... ;~;
Darcy had quadruplets. Which in my game is a .00001% chance of happening.
Meet GRACE
Artistic and perceptive.
So we had a lot happen. Now it's time for the heir poll. I realize Shock has perfect genetics but because it'll be a while before she ages up she is not counted. Sorry Scottie. I wish I could ;~;
Poll GEN TWO HEIR POLL