Since some people were asking:
AX 2006 Nintendon'ts!
MC: Nintendo has some great ideas, but some of us don't. NINTENDON'TS!
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"Here we go!" (Mario voice cue)
"In the beginning, there was Donkey Kong."
Mario runs out toward center stage doing the Mario run, pretends to leap over a barrel.
"And then, Mario Bros. and SUPER Mario Bros."
Luigi runs out.
"During the Golden Age of Nintendo, we played games such as..."
"Mario Kart."
"Mario Tennis."
"Mario Party."
"Even Mario DDR."
"Finally, we saw the Gem of Nintendo, Super Smash Bros."
Pagent, Mario and Luigi Hi-Five and follow the lines off.
"But amongst this wealth of Nintendo ideas, there are games you will NEVER, EVER SEE."
"Nintendo Calibur!!" (*COUGH* the part we really messed up)
Roy and Link come out facing each other
Zelda comes and pushes Link out of the way
Roy extends magical spork "Ha!"
Zelda draws lightsaber, spork shrinks again
Fox comes out and shoots Roy and Zelda, Ness homerun-bat smashes Link. Fox shoots Ness and then strolls away.
"Katamario Damacy!!"
Zelda sits in her throne, Mario comes out rolling Kirby ("Hi~!")
Zelda: "What is this? We are displeased with the size of this Katamario."
Zelda swaps with Sheik.
"Metal Gear Spandex: Solid Sheik!!"
CODEC beep.
Link: "Be careful, there are bombchus in the area."
Sheik: "Who are you?"
Link: "Just call me Deepthroat."
Sheik: "Huh??"
Link: "How about a kiss, then?"
Sheik: "Stop prank calling me, Link!"
Link: "Well excuuuuuuuse me, PRINCESS."
Bombchu chases Sheik offstage.
Link: "Sheik? Are you all right? Sheik?! Sheeeeiiiik!!!"
"Nintendo’s first MMORPG!! Nintendo Online, aka NO!"
Random chatter (not meant to be understood) and movement
"Come to my shop! Cheapest pots on the server!!"
"Heal plz, Buffs plz, kthxbai."
"Can someone tank me?"
"Oh I have ta go guys, I have a date tonight, I have to get ready."
"Oh I got this cool new spell today, I can't wait to try it."
"Are you really a girl? Or are you a GIRL?"
"Gold coins please, I'm poor. Come buy a mushroom... or two."
"Leroy Jenkins!"
(Luigi runs off)
"Waaaaaaaaaaah~" Luigi trains a Pikachu who runs in and lightningbolts ("Pikaaaaaaaaa!!"), everyone dies.
"RAISE PLZ!!" chorus
Everyone pops back up and claps at the Pika Pika taunt
"Niiiiiinteeendooo~Woohoo!!"
Everyone dashes off stage