OMG! I can't even begin to believe the ridiculousness of this.
I got up at 6:30, showered, dressed, walked over to my polling place 2 blocks away, waited in line behind 1 person, signed in, got the world's largest ballot (literally this thing was like a tablet given to Moses), filled in a hundred arrows to vote for judges, inserted my ballot into the ballot reader, got my receipt and came home. Why is this so god damned difficult?!