zombies

[lump_of_clay]

So I just argued with a 4 year old about if zombies pee standing up or not

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[spider_twilight]

He'll figure it out when he's ready and only if he wants to. His mom may want him to pee standing up, but if he doesn't want to do it, he won't.

Bt, you can tell him that a zombie told you that all zombies pee standing up.

[katisconfused]

that's cuz their penises fell off

[neko_bakuretsu]

You could dangle some food from the ceiling so he would have to stand to eat it while he pees.

[socktree]

You have gotten him the Zombie Survival Guide book, right?