Hmmm, I just had a dream that I was in grade school, and my teacher decided to show us a movie. She was a very patronizing woman, and I remember, while watching the film and listening to her commentary, continually thinking how I could dance verbal and argumenative circlles around her blue-haired head. She was actually a kind of mutant hybrid of ( Read more... )

Sometimes you just have to let things speak for themselves.

I am going through my friends list! Beware! Well actually, i am just removing those whom I rarely comment on, and inversely, those who rarely comment on my posts. But don't worry, if you are an established good personal friend of mine in real life, and are just neglectful of your lj duties *coughsterlingcough* you are safe from my wrath! As far as ( Read more... )

My friend Kim just related to me a wonderful recipe, although the directions were a bit vague:

Cookie dough + Kool-aid x 3 days = The Ass Terrors.

Well, apparently the commodification of our youth just got a whole lot more brazen (and convenient). Observe:

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Well, I just realised I have had three journal entries in the past month that have begun with the word "hooray!" Either:
A. I am a happy person.
B. I am dillusional...and unoriginal.
C. I need to wear a helmet when I go walking.


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Hooray! I am up and running again! I have decided that no grade is worth the sacrifice to my well-being, so I have returned to my old diet and exercise ways (not like a crash diet or wight loss etc. but more of a healthy eating kind of thing). My knee seems to be treating me quite well this time, and I am taking it very slow and steady. Well here's ( Read more... )

Hooray for the Pre-Raphealites! Alex and I met up with Minkie, Eric, Matt and Alicia at the Portland Museum of Art to have a viewing of the Pre-Raphealite exhibit. What a stunner! I was just inches away from Dante Gabriel Rosetti's Lady Lilith! The exhibit as a whole was wonderful, but it was slightly marred by the art historian obviously enamored ( Read more... )

ugh...
And now a wonderful idea for pornography as related to me by AM:

Mortal Kum Bath

oh yeah, and p.s.

thanks to alex for this beautious gem...the nightmares prevailed early this morning...


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