Title: The perfect first date.
Chapters: one shot.
Author:
luna_no_koibitoGenre: humor, romance.
Warnings: men/men, cursing, mild sexual behavior.
Rating: PG -15 (mainly for bad language I guess ...)
Pairing: Reita/Kai
Bands: the GazettE
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and don't wish I did because I'd be sorry for what could befall them (・_・;)!
Summary: Reita is going to have his first date with Kai, and in the attempt of making it memorable, he might act a little weird, as he struggles between rationality, and instincts.
A/N: So here it finally comes, my first one shot, so hard! Wanted to do something angsty at the beginning with a different pairing (putting it off for next time), but life has been pretty blah, in the past and present week, so decided to go for humor.
I used a few Japanese expressions, which I will give a short translation, just in case
“Douzo onegai shimasu” = in my context it's “please go ahead”
“Otuskare sama” = “thank you for the hard/good work”
“Kora” = in my context just an expression just like “come on”
… hope is not that sucky, enjoy!
How could he have forgotten his cigarette? That was definitely unheard of, forgetting the only thing that would have relieved him from the nervousness that was slowly consuming him. He sighed for the umpteenth time, as he stood unmoving silently gazing up at the light orange sky, while tightly holding two items, one of which he never thought, in the past seven years, that he would have ever carried towards his present destination. He kept staring for a few second more, and bringing up his wrist, he anxiously covered the sight of the almost calming sunset, with his silver heartbeat catalyzing instrument of time; the appointed hour had finally arrived.
He waited for exactly another minute, and collecting all his self confidence and relaxation, he lowered his gaze, calmly turned the corner, and directed himself towards the main entrance of the very familiar apartment complex. He firmly pressed the button on the intercom whit is index finger, and waiting for the guard to arrive, he dubiously analyzed that one item he had brought, wondering whether it had been a good choice; maybe he should have just bought that-
I still believe that …
Shh, I am the one in control today.
True, we did stipulate that ... I apologize … douzo onegai shimasu.
Where were we …
… Tanaka san is coming to open the door for me ...
Right …
One of the guards in the upscale complex, walked over to open the door for the awaiting blonde, and still maintaining an air of professionalism, he bowed and awkwardly smiled, staring in mild confusion at that one object carried by the more than familiar blonde guest.
Stop!!
… You are making it sound like there is more than just a simple “Hi, hello” relationship between us …
Excuse me will you? You are acting a little too distressed. Chill out ... You have been coming to his apartment for the past seven years, it is only normal for Tanaka-san to consider you more than familiar.
… reasonable …
May I proceed?
Onegai shimasu ...
-Good evening Suzuki-san - politely greeted the guard - Uke-san is being informed of your arrival - explained the guard, once more bowing, and closing the heavy door behind them.
-Thank you Tanaka-san, as always otsukare sama - politely replied the bassist - How is your family? -
-They are doing well Suzuki-san, thank you for asking - kindly replied the guard - have a good evening - he then concluded with a sincere smile, walking back to his duty post, as the blond replied with a nod, and walked towards the stairs.
The stairs?! … He leaves on the freaking 15th floor, are you stupid?!
… … …
I ... a.po.lo.gi.ze … dou.zo o.ne.ga.i shi.ma.su …
… Although the bassist had been standing besides the apartment complex for the past ten minutes, he had decided not to do so in front of the main entrance, for he knew that the guards would have immediately informed Kai of his arrival. He didn't want to look obsessively punctual, neither extremely late, he was aiming for a tiny fashionable delay, and taking the stairs, would have helped him gain some time, allowing him to also mentally check and be sure that everything was actually ready and in place.
Killer looks … check.
He had successfully spent a good hour and a half rigorously perfecting his appearance in the spacious confines of his own bathroom, for he wanted this day to be memorable for the both of them, and good looks were always a perfect point to start from.
“Somehow can't get off you” cologne, and “gush I so want to kiss you” minty fresh breath … check.
It was a universally known fact that pleasing scents would speed up any sort of actions in one's partner, moreover, Kai had recently complemented his new cologne, thus, that was already a given.
Condoms and lube …che-
Woo woo, hold you horses there lover-boy! … I thought we decided you would have left those home.
… … ...
This is your first date dammit! If anything, how about you concentrate on maybe having an unforgettable breathtaking first kiss? I mean, you don't want Kai to think that you want to be with him just to satisfy your sexual urges ... right?
Of course I don't ... but …like, really?! ... No sex...
Exactly.
But …
No.
… but …
I said no!
But lately the sexual tension between the two of us has really been skyrocketing, and I am not quite sure myself whether I am going to be able to keep from slamming him to the nearest wall, and just take him right there and then! … there, I said it …
I thought we where going for cool and romantic and not hot and bothered … I mean that's the reason why you two decided to have a date, and not just a random encounter, to decide whether it was really going to work between the two of you, right? And it is also the reason why you brought wine and … red roses, ri~ght? … You already had Tanaka-san look at you in the weirdest way because of that, make it worth it, and don't screw up everything before it even started Akira.
You are right … cool and romantic … yes … breathe … let's do this!
Yoshi, there goes my boy!...
Thus ... finally arriving on the fifteenth floor, he hid the items behind his back, calmly walking towards his band mates, hopefully soon to be boyfriend's apartment, and clearing his voice with a deep cough, he held the wine with the same hand he was holding the rose behind his back, and brought his now free hand to the door, which suddenly opened on him.
-Hey! - exclaimed a way too excited Kai -What took you so long? I was wondering whether it was feasibly possible to get lost in an elevator! - chuckled the brunette promptly flashing that ever mesmerizing one-dimpled smile, which quickly stirred up a whole range of emotion in the dazed smiling bassist.
He is so hot, damn hot. This is going to be hard, so fucking hard … thinking of which … am I already?
Gush Akira …
I can't help it! I am really trying hard here ...
-Kora! Come in - swiftly added the drummer, allowing the stupidly smiling bassist to walk passed him, as he tried to keep the two objects still hiding behind his back away from the brunette sight, and also urgently trying to keep a slightly twitching Reita junior in place.
-What are you hiding - curiously asked the brunette, walking towards the blonde, while elongating his neck in random directions, trying to pick behind the blonde.
-Nothing just … I thought … you know … since this is our first date and whatever… - mumbled the bassist slowly handing the wine and roses to the awaiting brunette.
-Red wine and … - paused the drummer, for a second stunningly gazing at the bouquet of red roses, while the blonde nervously looked away scratching the back of his head, and slightly tugging his noseband, as they both turned the same color as the offered wine.
Great … I knew it ...fuck I should have brought that cooking book!
He didn't say he didn't like them!!
-I know ... it's weir-
-No no, not at all! - quickly interrupted the brunette flashing another killer smile -I really really love them, you just caught me a little of guard. Wasn't expecting them … not very Reita like I guess - he concluded with a gentle laughter -I'll immediately put them in a vase - he then stated, as they both walked to the kitchen, slowly resuming their natural skin color.
-Food is almost ready, so just sit down and relax - informed the drummer, quickly looking back at the blonde, as he grabbed a vase from one of the cupboards in the expensive looking kitchen.
The bassist took a sit at the accurately set table, and loudly sighed.
-Anything wrong? - suddenly asked the brunette with a concerned tone, stopping his actions and turning to look at the saddened look on the bassist.
Of course there is, you little “Mister insanely cute I have to do it all” …
-It's just … I still think I should have taken you to a restaurant or something … - resignedly explained the bassist, now staring at the back of the chuckling brunette, who slightly bent in order to taste something from a pot.
Hmm .. from behind … looks good …
AKIRA!
Sorry …
-Silly you! - giggled the brunette - and why is that? - he then asked in a curious tone
-Well, I mean, you are doing everything, as usual, while I am just here doing nothing but staring at you a-a-apron - nervously replied the bassist inwardly thanking the creators of the English language for allowing the word apron and ass to start with the same letter.
-Aaw ... - kindly replied the brunette turning towards the blushing gaze averting blonde, who was ungracefully slumped on the chair, with legs wide open, and arms folded on his chest -but you know I love too cook, so I really don't mind. Plus, this saved us from spending any money, right? You should be grateful! - jokingly observed the brunette
-I wouldn't have mind that either - retorted the bassist, adjusting his sitting posture, as the brunette walked towards him, carrying the main dish - it is only natural for the man to pay on a first date! - he then stressed out, staring at the deliciously looking food, which the brunette was still carrying, as he stood unmoving, skeptically observing the bassist.
-And exactly who decided that you were the man in this? - asked the brunette in what the blonde hoped to be a feign irritated tone
Smart move lover-boy …
-I brought the roses … ?- dumbly attempted the blonde, at which the younger placed the hot dishes on the table, and rolled his eyes.
-Okay then … I am not the one wearing an apron, there you have it! - reattempted the bassist with a challenging tone
-That's just because, we are in my house, with me cooking - retorted the brunette, readily pushing forwards his own challenging tone
This is not cool Akira … and definitely not romantic … way to go ...
Any help here …
You started this dumb-ass. I thought this was the reason why we had decided that me, Rationality, was going to take over you, Instinct, for today ...
I know I am sorry … help?
-Well … if we had gone to the restaurant, as I had suggested, you wouldn't be wearing that, and we could have also decided on who was going to be who fair and square - retorted the now feeling victorious blonde, not knowing himself capable of such a clever come back, as the brunette cutely pouted in visible feign annoyance.
-… touche' - whispered Kai with a diverted smile, as he walked towards his seat opposite a satisfyingly grinning Reita.
Thanks …
-So what do you think about the costumes for our next tour? I thought they were fine, but again I couldn't consult any of you, so maybe you don't think the same. - asked Kai, who quickly tried to commence a conversation.
Are you really going to talk about work during your first date? He is obviously expecting you to come up with something … dammit Akira! Take the initiative …
Fuck! Can you please shut up, I am working on it, alright? … it' not that easy …
-Akira? … - worriedly asked the brunette looking at the exaggeratedly contorting expression on the blonde's face - … it's not a big deal, don't … wrack your brains over it - he observed with a nervous chuckle, as he sipped a bit of red wine from his glass.
-Uh? … oh … I am not wracking my brains over it … w-why would you say that?-
-You were making a face as if you were trying so hard to think about something to say - explained the brunette- it was actually kinda funny - he then concluded with a little laughter.
-Oh ... - dumbly mumbled Reita, and swiftly placing a fork full of pasta in his mouth, he hummed appreciatively -hmm ... this is good … - he then suddenly expressed while still chewing, as he looked at the content smile on the brunette's face
-I-I am glad you like it - replied the drummer taking of guard once more, by the sudden change in subject - I haven't done this particular dish in a while, it's rather difficult, so I wasn't sure - he concluded, nervously scratching his head
-It is really awesome - exclaimed the blonde - really really awesome … -
Do you want to add another “really”? … just in case he didn't get it you know …
Shut up … at least I made you say something!
Silence fell between the two eating … companions? Friends? …
Fuck you! … I haven't made my move yet ...
… As the blonde frantically brainstormed on what was appropriate to say next, but to his greatest relief and disappointment, Kai had skilfully managed to start a new conversation revolving on nothing and everything, as they cheerfully concluded their meal, and both got up to place their used and empty dishes in the sink.
-I got us a few movies … - hesitantly stated the brunette, glancing at the bassist, who was leaning on the kitchen sink - want to watch them? - he then proposed, pointing towards the living room
-Sure, of course! - exclaimed the blonde, as he followed the other out of the kitchen
Now I stop!
What? .. why? … No stop now … it's game time!
Behave yourself Akira ...
Hai … I will … try ...
Reita dropped at the far left end of the black leather couch, as he once again stared at the drummers ass, which was lowering and raising up after the brunette had successfully inserted the CD.
Kai walked back to the couch, and gracefully dropped himself right next to Reita, who slowly straightened himself, placing an arm behind Kai on the back of the couch.
-It is an action movie - stated the brunette, turning to face the blonde, who simply hummed at him in understanding - I haven't seen it but they said it was good, so... - he concluded observing the brunette with a diverted smile, which seemed to turn into mischievous as he allowed himself to silently scrutinize the bemused looking blonde for a second longer, after which he leaned on the back of the couch with his gaze turned to the TV.
What was that? You saw that?! That said Fuck me now!
No it didn't … now concentrate. First kiss.
The movie turned out to be rather interesting already into it's first five minutes, and only ten minutes later there already was a passionate kissing scene, at which the blonde decided to finally make his move. He slowly began to lower his stretched arm, intending to wrap the brunette's shoulder, but suddenly stopped feeling alien warmth on his knee.
Reita quickly glanced down, and saw Kai's hand on his knee, but the brunette was still looking towards the TV seemingly engrossed with the movie. The blonde decided to look over it, and resumed his lowering motion, and stopped once more as he felt the hand slowly moving up his thigh, as he swiftly turn to stare at the still unlooking brunette with eyes wide open.
Do you see that!!
I do.
What's that?!
A hand.
It's coming up!!
Looks like.
I ... uh?-
And before he could even notice, the movie had completely disappeared from his sight, and was substituted by the head of the drummer, whose lips had been skilfully placed on top of his, at which point, the blonde lost all rationality … what? Wait … Akira? … Akira?! … you can't kick me out ..y-y... c-can … … … ...
Sure like hell I can, and I did, as I happily allowed my awaiting slick muscle to brush against his lower lip, which slowly and willingly granted me access, as we began to lose ourselves in a rather passionate, first, kiss. I Swiftly wrapped my arms around his waist, and changing our positions, I gently made him lie on the couch, with me readily on top of him, our mouths not separating for a sec, our tongues eagerly fighting for control... damn so good!
All the self-control I had been so hardly keeping in check, completely burst out, as his arms tightly wrapped around my waist, while I won the wet fight for dominance. Then, my adorable brunette oh so sensually moaned into my mouth, which made Reita junior rather excited.
We then slowly parted, even though I could have gone for more, but it seemed like he was about to asphyxiate, so I allowed my brunette bundle of joy some time, and very few inches of space, to recuperate, as he moved his arms around my neck, and cheerfully gazed at me, I swear, right now you are so hot and cute, that I could throw away my dignity and begin to lick that instigating dimple of yours.
-Finally! There you go, my Reita … - he breathed out, as I looked at him in slight wonder, I am not very intuitive when I am in full instinct-mode, thus I merely made a questioning humm.
-You were acting so weird, so not like you … - he began to explain, keeping is arms secure around my neck - I thought that maybe you felt forced, had second thoughts - he concluded blushing away with his gaze, which was now fixed on some random point on my shirt.
-I am sorry - I readily apologized, placing a soft kiss on his forehead -Believe it or not, I was actually trying to make our first date perfect, so I kept myself in check … wanted to act cool, and romantic I guess … - I explained, and of course he chuckled, so much like him, so darn adorable.
-No matter where, and how, just the fact that is me and you, it already made it perfect, silly - he reassured me smiling and pecking me on the nose, aaaaw, how cute, wish you had told me this before when you practically forced me into us having this date, you made it sound like such a big deal, I freaking panicked! -And just being yourself it's enough for me, not that I don't mind your rational part … -
Looks like he likes you too … still there?
… … …
…come on, don't act like that …
… Didn't want to disturb …
-In fact … - he then whispered pulling me even closer, just enough for his lips to move and tell all I have been waiting to hear for the entire day, o bless you Kai! - … I want all of you, and I want it now - he confessed and then brought our lips together for a swift kiss and pulled out again … stop teasing me Kai …
-But I was so busy, and worrying about making everything … nice … for today, that I kinda forgot to get yo know … - aaaw he can act so cute even when talking about sex, top that! Obviously understanding what he meant, i struggled my hand into my right pocket, and brought out my mini-lube, gotta travel light you know, and condom, showing them to him with my insanely happy expression.
-You really thought about everything … didn't you - he asked me with a diverted expression, and I simply nodded, I think I was hard enough at this point to be at a legitimate loss of words.
Thus, I carried him bride-style and swiftly took us to his bedroom, and as we gently moved up his bed, we began the second heated kissing round this time with a new rule; swift cloth tossing … I never lose at that.
Well looks like you also won against me for the “date handling” ...
Stop being a sore loser and let me be for now … kinda busy down here
-Nhh … Reita~ … - he moaned
I mean … you should as well be able to enjoy this from up there, though giving the pace, I might unwillingly disconnect you very soon ... so … if I may...
True enough … douzou onegai shimasu!