I Am The Ruder Rude Boy [RUKI / REITA] - MINI-SHOT
Title: I Am The Ruder Rude Boy
Chapters: Mini-Shot
Author: luna_no_koibito
Genre: crack my people~!
Warnings: language, suggestiveness
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: Reita / Ruki
Bands: The GazettE
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and don't wish I did because I'd be sorry for what could befall them （・＿・；）！
Comment: Happy birthday to my dear imouto (little sister) chocoholix !! This is not much, I have been so busy I wanted to write you a whole fic, but I had to settle for a drabble m(_ _! )m, which is also not all that, and I apologize, because you really deserve better. But on the other hand, this is my first and probably, for now, only Reituki fiction, because I know they are your favorite pairing but really not mine as you know. SO I hope it doesn't suck. completely. Once Again HAPPY BIRTHDAY IMOUTO大好き! And of course this was very much so inspired by Rihanna's song “Rude Boy” and just the whole exquisite person of our dear Gazette vocalist \(^o^)/.
Summary: Ruki is admiring his new look, under the tunes of Rihanna's “Rude Boy”, and the bewildered gaze of a certain bassist.
I Am The Ruder Rude Boy
Come here Rude boy, boy, can you get it up?
Come here Rude boy, boy, is you big enough?
-A~nd … - confidently dragged out Ruki, leaning into the dressing room's mirror an inch closer, as he finished applying heavy pink glitter, while humming the lyrics of the nice upbeat song that was pouring in to the room. His body involuntarily began to lightly bounce to said beat, as much as he tried not to, it was just really such a nice steady and provocative beat, that he just couldn't help it, and nobody was in the room anyways.
Tonight I'mma let you be the captain,
Tonight I'mma let you do your thing, yeah
- ...pe-rrrrr-fect ...- satisfyingly whispered Ruki with a purr, gently putting down the little pink stained brush, while voicelessly and exaggeratedly mouthing lewd compliments, and admiring his new self, as he kept on staring at his reflection, and more pronouncedly bouncing to the music
-… bai-bai dim ... hello pink bling-bling ...-he then smugly professed, pouting up his lips in his characteristic way, sending himself a smooch, and an over confident wink -... definitely better than that constant black aura that seems to have possessed dear old Aoi ... ne~? ...- he mischievously observed with a malicious grin, as he agreed with his own opinion -... makes me wonder if those are even new clothes at all ...- he then quickly added under his breath, coolly shaking off the collar of his jacket, three times, still following the beat, after which he tentatively popped up his head, to observe some parts of his exposed chest in extreme satisfaction
Tonight baby, we can get it on
Yeah, we can get it on, yeah
-… “His thighs! His thighs are back~ ah!”... - he then lowly squealed, his eyes mockingly widened, with his pink gloved hands on both sides of his pretentiously shockingly dropped open mouth, in a slightly cynical imitation of their fans' reaction at the fact that Uruha's thighs were back on the market
-P-lease …look at this, I mean … Look. At. This … thighs my ass … my ass! - he went on in his self-gratifying monologue, excitedly turning around, and stretching his head backwards to stare, and stupidly chuckled as he his mind thought for a fraction of a second that he could make it bounce at the beat of the song; … which he did, three times for each boom that the song let out
I wa-wa-want, what you wa-wa-want
give it to me baby like boom boom boom
-... shit ... I'd so do myself ... - he then wantonly confessed, nodding in agreement with himself and the song -... Isu iu biggu enaffu? (is you big enough?)...- he lowly hummed, repeating one of the verse he somehow managed to understand, as he turned himself forward to newly face the mirror, obscenely smirking, as he eagerly popped up his lower half, the same way he'd do when he'd perform “Social Riot Machine”, but this time keeping up with the song's beat -... he~ll fuck yes I am ...” he concluded with a loud smirk, as he turned around to walk out the room, and join the others on the set -... Kamu hee ruddo b (come here rude b-)- he kept singing in his best “Japanglish” suddenly stopping palely, and speechlessly staring at an incredibly grinning Reita, who was amusingly observing him, in his new blue teamed outfit, his arms folded on his chest, smugly leaning on one side of the door.
-Calling me? ...- sensually expressed the bassist, followed by a low chuckle, in response to the previous lyric that Ruki was singing before he abruptly stopped
Awkwardly and silently blinking his recently tainted eye-lashes a couple of times, in response to Reita's presence, the shorter swiftly turned around to incredulously gaze at the mirror, trying to understand who the hell would project a mirror that didn't include the sight of the door of its own room. He wasn't an architecture, but he himself could understand the gravity of its bad design. One, it was downright dangerous, and second, apparently; … also incredibly embarrassing.
Hands up, we can go a little longer
Tonight I'mma get a little crazy
Get a little crazy, baby
-... Well I am here now … - resumed the bassist, completely wantonly, taking a once over of the vocalist - … want me to … getto e riro kurezi? (get a little crazy?) … - he then amusingly professed, repeating the sentence that had just been sang, nonchalantly getting inside the room, and walking closer to the vocalist, he smoothly placed his hands on the smaller hips, nudging them a little as to incite them to move, as the whole feeling of embarrassment quickly left Ruki's now relaxed body, while he observed the playful condescending look on Reita's feature, which clearly was aimed at making him feel comfortable about the whole weird situation.
Even in moments such as this, Reita had this amazing gift of magically making everything better. No matter how awkward, shameful, or incredible a thing the vocalist would be caught doing or saying, he always made it look acceptable, and just alright, for him to just act and be Ruki. Not appreciating and loving such a man the way he deserved to; … now that, would really be rude.
-You? … Ruddo boy? … psh- he then stated in a teasing haughty and skeptical tone, followed at first by a diverted chuckle, and then, as he lightly lowered his head, he downright laughed, clapping his tiny pink gloved hands in sudden amusement, while Reita looked down at him in pretense offense.
-What? I am not ruddo enough for his majesty king ruder ...- smugly replied Reita, as he began laughing as well, while he shook his head at the shorter man, who mischievously grinned up at him, while he also silently shook his head in response, and on tempo with the song that was still playing, as he freed himself form the bassist grip, directing himself to the door.
Ruki really didn't exactly understand all the lyrics, but he had heard the song so many times, enough for him to be able to pick up on certain sentences, and confidently declare that if the foreign singer thought of anybody when writing this song it obviously must have been himself; no offense to Reita but… Hm, duh?!
However ...
Come here rude boy, boy, can you get it up
Come here rude boy, boy, is you big enough
Take it, take it, baby, baby
-... if you want though ... tonight ...- he then stopped, holding the door open, and turning to provocatively look at the bassist, whom was still amusingly looking at Ruki, as he shook his own head in feign bewilderment -... you can … habu itto, habu itto, rabu mi, rabu mi (have it, have it, love me, love me)?- he proposed, after which he slowly and lewdly licked over his lips the way only a true rude boy could, making the bassist loudly smirk, as he walked over, himself humming the tunes, and newly placing his hands on the shorter's hips he began to sing
-... kamu here raitto nau, teku it, teku it (come here right now, take it, take it)? ...- he proposed pulling the shorter back in, closing the door, and pressing him on it, and his own lower half, to the one of the vocalist, as he then added -... is itto big enough (is it big enough)? ...- he then hissed into Ruki's ear, referring to a certain protuberance in his own pants, making the vocalist divertingly giggle
-Hmm I don't know but ...- whispered Ruki in feign ignorance, grazing his gloved hand on Reita's crotch, causing the taller to lightly groan, then resuming his response signing one particular verse, of a very familiar song, changing one little detail to conclude his reply-... chu-chu-churu-chu-chu-chu-ran-ran koibita koe de sakebasetara (chu-chu-churu-chu-chu-chu-ran-ran if you let me scream with a girly voice) … I'll let you know-
A/N: Hope you liked it Imouto~! ... now time to get to my other writing ne? ... Much Love (^ _^! )/. Oh! and the song at the end is one of the initial lyrics of Rudeer by The GazettE, slightly modified (^ ^! ).