I...WHAT?!

[luna_manar]

Oh my god. No, no, you have to read EVERY WORD.

This book is listed under VIKING TIME TRAVEL on Amazon.

What. The Shit. XD XD XD

Comments

[squeemu]

Ahahaha, that's hilarious. Dick aneurysm! Genius. XD There's no way it can be real.

. . .

Okay, I just looked it up on Amazon because I'm a joykill, and apparently someone took the line "Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath," from the book and made the rest of it up. (You know how you can "peek inside" the books on the site? I just learned you can also do a search, so I looked up "dick attack.") I'm disappointed; I think I would have actually been willing to spend money buying something that hilariously awful.

[luna_manar]

XD I was a bit skeptical, but too lazy to actually look it up in detail (aside from seeing if the book existed and noting with amusement how it was categorized).

That's interesting, though. I wonder who actually started it?

[luna_manar]

Also...I wonder where the picture of "dick attack." was actually from?

[squeemu]

Oh, dick attack is totally from the actual book. Probably the inspiration for the dick aneurysm. XD XD XD

[alisia_nighteye]

Also loving the Fate/stay night Caster background.
/missingthepoint

[pendelook]

Made-up or not, that person had... quite the touch with metaphors. XD

[luna_manar]

(Still giggling randomly over "dick attack")

(Is twelve years old)

XP

[pendelook]

I liked "dick aneurysm", myself. XD