After your 20 pound baby cuts its way out of your uterus with a serrated knife and a blow torch, it's all downhill from there! All of a sudden, every time the baby cries, the grass will shoot up three whole inches! OH, JUST YOU WAIT! But you ~*~ looove ~*~ babies and having a yard, so you'll do it willingly. EVERY DAY a baby must come out of you. EVERY DAY you must kiss each blade of grass on your lawn and say, "Lawn, I love you."
Just kidding [duh] but I'm sorry for the annoyances. :( :( Sending *hugs*
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After your 20 pound baby cuts its way out of your uterus with a serrated knife and a blow torch, it's all downhill from there! All of a sudden, every time the baby cries, the grass will shoot up three whole inches! OH, JUST YOU WAIT! But you ~*~ looove ~*~ babies and having a yard, so you'll do it willingly. EVERY DAY a baby must come out of you. EVERY DAY you must kiss each blade of grass on your lawn and say, "Lawn, I love you."
Just kidding [duh] but I'm sorry for the annoyances. :( :( Sending *hugs*
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