Dec 20, 2011 03:02
IT ONLY TOOK FOREVER, but Yuri's finally past 1,000 comments. Thus! To celebrate, ask me anything. First impressions, thoughts on canon, requests for porn (You will deeply regret making this decision if you ask me for porn.), anything!
I will get to them when I wake up in the afternoon.
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A lot of the stuff from the red thread essay still applies, but to expound more on their relationship from Yuri's point of view...
Yuri hates him. Loathes him. He hates Hisoka more than camp! Actually, he's kind of created this association between Hisoka and camp, and part of the reason why camp is so evil is because Hisoka is in it and he cannot die. He knows full well that Hisoka is toying with him because there's nothing that Yuri can really do to permanently harm him, and that just makes Yuri hate him more ( ... )
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It's not that he doesn't like Klavier, it's just that Klavier isn't very lawyer like, which gets points subtracted from him because he's supposed to be one! And seriously, what is up with LA's justice system? The police department have mascots, the lawyers look and act oddly, the detectives are grumpy, blah blah blah Yuri Petrov's thoughts on what is wrong with the state of the world.
Klavier did get points for not wanting to kiss him, though! Because the only thing worse than being forced to kiss someone is being forced to kiss someone who's eager about it.
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Let's see, does he know that people can't die in Camp yet? And if so, or when he does, how is he... dealing with that? :]
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YES, HE DOES. Red thread caused him and Hisoka to kill each other many times, so he is very intimate with that fact now.
He didn't cope well at all for the longest time! I essayed about it a bit before, but the fact that death is permanent is part of the reason why he's so gung-ho about killing criminals. It's permanent solution! In camp, death is not permanent, so he's at a loss because there is no permanent solution, and death is so embarrassingly temporary that it doesn't seem to do anything at all.
That dealt a blow to his ego. The fact that there are people much stronger than him here also dealt a blow to his ego. That his powers aren't even effective against plant life dealt him yet another blow to his ego. Thus his mockery of Origami Cyclone, whom he knows for certain will never be able to match him, no matter where they are. (In the unlikely even that Origami ever hurts him, Yuri will probably cry and not leave his room for a few days.)
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SERIOUSLY THOUGH, he doesn't know what to make of Hazama because other than that costume insulting bit, he hasn't actually interacted with him. HOWEVER, he knows that Hazama and Hisoka...hang out, for lack of a better term, and anyone who does that can't be good news.
...No, really, MY OUTFIT IS FABULOUS; YOU LOOK LIKE A DANDY
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I also want terrible porn.
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