mom : "have you seen the size of my tomatoes?!"
me: "yes yes you have big tits."i was a bit distracted when she asked me that......she ofcourse was refering to her tomato plant..which has huge tomatoes on it...yummy ( Read more... )

besides the resent pirate movie oh and captain stabbin...

what is the deal with all this pirate popularity?

Happy Tree Friends clicky

thats a fun site....you should check it out if you havent already

also another good site is markpena mixes

he's pretty groovy

and it appears i lost the other link i was wanting to pass along......

going to the doctor in alittle bit.....im actually excited about that.

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my mother has developed a super walmart addiction.......ever since it opened she has gone almost everyday. i mean it is less than a 10minute drive from here....and open 24hrs....and has everything.....but i think she is just obcessed....she comes home and tells me something new about it.....she gets all wide eyed and her breathing changes ( Read more... )

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we had an awesome electrical storm last night.

this bed is on fire with passion and love.
the neighbors complain about the noises above
but she only cums when she's on top.

....................ahhhhhhhh you think you're so pretty.

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