ok, not funny anymore.

[lunahine]

My roomie just informed me that if I need to spend time with my boyfriend, I need to discuss it with her. That way, she can find an hour slot that fits her schedule. I also must give her at least 48 hours notice. I must wear headphones whenever I watch TV/listen to music/play xbox. I should try to refrain from wearing shorts in her presence

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[anders0117]

This means war. Let's start with the obvious. Shorts are to be worn at all times. Your boyfriend should visit at odd hours- whenever she decides to sleep etc... Accidentally leave your headphones with Mike... Can you hook up your radio to wake you up with blaring music every day? End every conversation with "shouldn't you be trying to find inner peace or something?" I'm sure you can come up with a few other ways... As for the poptarts, write your name on them and keep count. If she takes them, hand her a bill or tell her "some friends" will be visiting from Milwaukee to redecorate.

[lunahine]

oh wonderful!