and she dies

[lunahine]

She has started a new ritual. She wakes up at five thirty, turns on all the lights and practices pronunciation (she's taking sanscrit). Tomorrow I'm going to set my alarm for four thirty and turn on a movie

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[anders0117]

You can do better than that. She doesn't like Mike showing up at the apartment right? Why not throw the old handsoap filled condom joke at her. Squirt a little pearl white handsoap in a rolled out condom. Then just leave it on or next to her bed with the wrapper on the floor nearby. It'll cost you a couple bucks, but just think of the fun you could have explaining to her that her bed makes less noise than yours does.