I don't know whether to strangle him or make him a sandwich.


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yup. Definitely a Texas girl at heart. Always will be. Give me dry, flat landscape and chicken-fried steak anyday. Courteous drivers and oversized trucks ( Read more... )

The Amazing San Francisco!


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Before today I have never heard a pick-up line with the words "Kevin Costner" in it.

Suppose he thought I'd take him seriously.

...About the man who had gotten high on methaphetamine, and when his wife walked into the room to see how he was doing, said "I love you...can't you see that I love you?" and plucked out her eye.

Cognitive Dissonance.Remember, we were going somewhere one day and you were telling a story about some sad people, and said "How, if you love someone, can it get to the point where you don't want to speak to them ever again?" We didn't understand it then ( Read more... )

I'm giving away all of my things and joining a commune for the purpose of learning the true meaning of selflessness.

Tschaio. See you in a year.

There used to be a lot of negativity in my life, but since I moved here that's all gone. Everyone is friendly. Everything is open ( Read more... )

Allow me to re-re-iterate what a small town Austin really is...later.

It was an incredible, impromptu evening. The band was good. Everyone made nice.

Cabs, clubs, cards, what have you. I adore it.

I have an honest allergic reaction to Franz. All he has to do is sprechen some Deutsch and I'm down. Sick in bed again.

The first thing I asked him when we met was "Is Duran Duran still big in Europe?" The answer was an emphatic NO, but they had a brief comeback a few years ago...

note to self: [Zaius Sigfrøðr]