A letter

Jan 02, 2009 19:34

Dear Parasite Baby,

You are getting way too big to be moving so much. It hurts when you stretch your legs out and feels really weird when you flutter your hands close to my cervix. I don't want you to have to go to the NICU, but seriously, would you please come out early? I've had it with this pregnancy thing. Crying over every little thing is ( Read more... )

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paperhurts January 3 2009, 07:55:00 UTC
LOl!

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lillielil January 3 2009, 18:06:07 UTC
I love you so much.

Also, I owe you stuff. I am really bad about mailing things.

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sinonmybody May 24 2009, 14:51:56 UTC
lol!!! this just made my day.

{sorry, being random. looking at random people for superlatives noms, because i am taking this wayyy to seriously! heh.}

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lunarophelia May 25 2009, 04:51:15 UTC
lol.

Glad you enjoyed it. My son did oblige and come two weeks early. My abs are fine now, but I got stretch marks when he dropped. So I was in the clear until TWO DAYS before he was born!

When is your baby due?

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sinonmybody May 25 2009, 04:54:42 UTC
September 23rd.
I am, apparently, a terrible pregnant lady because I hate being pregnant. My husband is the one who gets all gushy and squees over everything. I am just ready for it to be time for her to come out! :P

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lunarophelia May 25 2009, 05:06:33 UTC
I hated being pregnant. I couldn't ever remember how far along I was unless I had an appointment that week. It seemed like all the pregnant ladies around me were stroking their bellies and so excited and all I could think was "I want this little fucker OUT!" I did not like being so large and unwieldy and tired. I was worried sick about miscarrying for the first half of my pregnancy and then about stillbirth for the second half though, so that contributed a lot to my feelings on the matter of being knocked up ( ... )

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