Meme stolen from fitfulfantasies
Procrastinating like a motherlicker.
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Stupid people who didn't want to be organ donors and had absolutely no reason not to.
2. What is your weapon of choice? My intellect and scathing wit (well, when I have the time to come up with a reply, like, say, online).
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Sure. I have.
4. How about of the same sex? Hmmm. Probably. I'd have to be really angry though.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Ehhhhhhh... probz my parents.
6. What is your pet peeve? Stupid people. Stupid religious people. People who don't understand logic. People without common sense or decency.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Ohhhhhhh I can keep a grudge so hard.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Eh, idk. Eat an apple?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 15:30. I LOVE sleeping.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. Idk. My father's cousin? (she teaches at my uni and I've never met her, but I don't particularly want to...)
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I make lame excuses all the time. "I read it wrong!" "I worked sooooo hard..." "My internet wasn't working properly!" I am the queen of faking stupidity.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? YES I LOVE INFOMERCIALS.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Eh... a year and a half ago?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Two times.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Is vodka red bull a yuppie beverage? Because it is certainly way overpriced.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? I don't like meat much, but: chicken.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? Five or six vodka cokes, a licorice shot and four tequila. And yes, I was off my tits.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty omnomnomnomnom.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? I love babies, when they're well-cooked.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? Not many.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked?Not many.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Sweater kittens can be very distracting.
4. Have you "done it"? Yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Like I posted about earlier, good boobs can be VERY distracting. Also, someone's neck can be incredibly sexy for me. I like the angles and of skinny boys' bodies.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No thank god.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None!
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? The book store. The DVD store. The drug store (for many many creams and shampoos and lotions <3)
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay my studies. Find my own place. SHOP MY TITS OFF.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Difficult! Were I rich I could do what I want, so rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Hmm, maybe. I've experienced a mind-numbingly boring job, so I'd hesitate. Depends on how much money it is and how boring the job is and how much I have to work.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Nope!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 861
PRIDE
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? Eh... probz get one of my poems in a poetry book.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I guess winning an art contest when I was fifteen. My mom still has the (ugly as fuck) painting up on our walls.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Write a book.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Depends.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? The poetry competition I entered was for teens between 12-19. I was 18 when I entered, so I think I had a bit of an advantage over kids who wrote about how much they love their dogs (although tbqh I entered a poem I wrote when I was 16).
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Only video games.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Get up? Oh, and I heard the advertorial my dad made with me was so well-received the company wants him to do all their advertising :D so while it was not something I did today, it was something I did a while back that I'm proud of.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Ummm. He's not my friend, but I'd quite like to have my brother's iPhone.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? Lolwut?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I'd love to have a look in the head of someone brilliant, like Eddie Izzard of Stephen Fry for a day. Who I would want to BE, hmm. Dee Plume, I guess. She has an awesome voice and an amazing sense of style.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Nope.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yeah. I have days where I sort of like myself, but I have days where I hate most of my bodyparts. Most of the time I wish I had skinnier thighs, mine are like fat wobbly tree trunks.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability to relate to others. Natural compassion.
7. Do you wish you could be someone else other than you? Sometimes.
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Stupid people who didn't want to be organ donors and had absolutely no reason not to.
2. What is your weapon of choice? My intellect and scathing wit (well, when I have the time to come up with a reply, like, say, online).
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Sure. I have.
4. How about of the same sex? Hmmm. Probably. I'd have to be really angry though.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Ehhhhhhh... probz my parents.
6. What is your pet peeve? Stupid people. Stupid religious people. People who don't understand logic. People without common sense or decency.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Ohhhhhhh I can keep a grudge so hard.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Eh, idk. Eat an apple?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 15:30. I LOVE sleeping.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. Idk. My father's cousin? (she teaches at my uni and I've never met her, but I don't particularly want to...)
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I make lame excuses all the time. "I read it wrong!" "I worked sooooo hard..." "My internet wasn't working properly!" I am the queen of faking stupidity.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? YES I LOVE INFOMERCIALS.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Eh... a year and a half ago?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Two times.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Is vodka red bull a yuppie beverage? Because it is certainly way overpriced.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? I don't like meat much, but: chicken.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? Five or six vodka cokes, a licorice shot and four tequila. And yes, I was off my tits.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty omnomnomnomnom.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? I love babies, when they're well-cooked.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? Not many.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked?Not many.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Sweater kittens can be very distracting.
4. Have you "done it"? Yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Like I posted about earlier, good boobs can be VERY distracting. Also, someone's neck can be incredibly sexy for me. I like the angles and of skinny boys' bodies.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No thank god.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None!
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? The book store. The DVD store. The drug store (for many many creams and shampoos and lotions <3)
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay my studies. Find my own place. SHOP MY TITS OFF.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Difficult! Were I rich I could do what I want, so rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Hmm, maybe. I've experienced a mind-numbingly boring job, so I'd hesitate. Depends on how much money it is and how boring the job is and how much I have to work.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Nope!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 861
PRIDE
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? Eh... probz get one of my poems in a poetry book.
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I guess winning an art contest when I was fifteen. My mom still has the (ugly as fuck) painting up on our walls.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Write a book.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Depends.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? The poetry competition I entered was for teens between 12-19. I was 18 when I entered, so I think I had a bit of an advantage over kids who wrote about how much they love their dogs (although tbqh I entered a poem I wrote when I was 16).
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Only video games.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Get up? Oh, and I heard the advertorial my dad made with me was so well-received the company wants him to do all their advertising :D so while it was not something I did today, it was something I did a while back that I'm proud of.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Ummm. He's not my friend, but I'd quite like to have my brother's iPhone.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? Lolwut?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I'd love to have a look in the head of someone brilliant, like Eddie Izzard of Stephen Fry for a day. Who I would want to BE, hmm. Dee Plume, I guess. She has an awesome voice and an amazing sense of style.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Nope.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yeah. I have days where I sort of like myself, but I have days where I hate most of my bodyparts. Most of the time I wish I had skinnier thighs, mine are like fat wobbly tree trunks.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? The ability to relate to others. Natural compassion.
7. Do you wish you could be someone else other than you? Sometimes.