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Laura: haha, Erin I heart you. xD
Me: heehee
Me: and I all I have to do is act like my pseudo-retarded self.
Laura: I heart when you're not being retarded and cracked out too.
Me: when does THAT happen?
Laura: hrrrmmmm...
Me: yeah good luck with that
Laura: when you're bulldogging?
Me: I'm totally retarded and cracked out then too
Me: XD
Me: I'm just cracked out on angry juice
Laura: o.o
Laura: angry juice
Me: omfg
Me: we should bottle that stuff
Laura: wow... I must be drinking a lot of that and a side order of offended
Laura: we should
Me: ANGRU JUICE!
Me: angry even.
Laura: NOW MADE WITH 100% GRRRRR
Laura: AND 25% MORE GRAAAAAAAGH
Me: now ARG-free
Laura: yay!
Me: "because no one wants to sound like a pirate when they're angry"
Me: "ANGRY JUICE!"
Laura: xD
Me: "NEW AND IMPROVED!"
Me: ...
Me: how can something be new AND improved?
Me: I mean, if it's new...
Laura: ummmm... different packaging?
Me: that means that there wasn't any before it
Me: so how can you improve something that no one's had before?
Me: "VEGETABLE JUICE! NEW AND IMPROVED!"
Laura: ask Dr. Beakman!
Me: "TASTES MUCH BETTER THAN IT WAS WHEN IT WAS A CARROT!"
Laura: EW V8 OMG OMG OMG OMG
Laura: I DON'T DRINK IT FOR IT IS YUCKY
Me: Angry Juice is 10% Vegetable.
Me: 20% Fruit
Me: and 110% Blood of the Innocent.
Laura: YES
Laura: CANNIBALISM IN JUICE FORMAT
Laura: HANNIBAL WOULD BE PROUD OF US ALL. XDDD
Me: Yeah, but where are we gonna find blood of the innocent?
Me: seriously.
Me: we'll have to have, like, babyfarms.
Me: and am I the only one that laughs like a dumbass when Tifa, Vincent and Cid land on the beam together and go "hah! They just made a party."
Tara: lol! prolly so
Tara: you realize all tifa does in that final scene, like her whole purpose of being in that scene, is to give Cloud a boost, and that's it?
Tara: And everyone else just completely stops attacking bahamut the moment cloud arrives on the scene
Me: well it's not like she can go "I'm gonna punch the dragon!"
Tara: like saying, "There. We've done our job. It's all yours now."
Tara: XD
Me: well I think that it's because they know they can only toss one person up
Me: and Cloud is the strongest
Me: and come on
Me: would it be nearly as entertaining if they tossed YUFFIE up?
Me: XD
Me: "go get the dragon Yuffie."
Tara: LOL!
Me: XD
Me: I would totally have paid the full dvd price just to watch Yuffie get eaten by Bahamut though.
Tara: lol!!!!
Me: lol and everyone going "oh shit, we sorta messed up on that little acting-on-impulse thing"
Me: "okay, Cait Sith! You're up next!"
Me: "Followed by, why not, go ahead Marlene!"
Tara: lol!!!
Tara: but then everyone would die and no one would be left to give cloud his boost! XD
Me: This is why we weren't in charge of making Advent Children.
Me: It'd be all about Vincent, the clones, and Sephiroth.
Me: Reno and Rude would probably have a dance number.
Me: Aeris would skewer Sephiroth for a change.
Me: And Cloud, well...he'd take his shirt off.
Me: But Tifa wouldn't.
Me: Because, god knows, none of us have a tv screen wide enough to get that all in one shot.
Tara: LOL!!
Tara: That's kinda cruel.
Tara: Ahahaahha
Me: Well, it IS me.
Tara: Cloud with his shirt off would be yummy tho
Tara: Mmmmmm
Tara: We'd need tons of drool buckets
Me: And why would I also pay twenty bucks for a dvd of just Kadaj going "let's have a merry tea party"?
Tara: huh?
Me: just to see him say it
Tara: lol!
Me: see, if Sephiroth said it
Me: it's be creepy.
Me: because you know he'd serve you up as snacks.
Tara: LOL!!!
Me: like "Let's have a merry tea party....while I eat your face."
Me: "and then ride your planet into the cosmos."
Me: "oh yes....ridin' dirty."
Tara: ahahahha
brdgofwd: running to get some food.. back in 2 minutes...
brdgofwd: (give or take 5)
lunaticlace: ookaaay
lunaticlace: wait...
lunaticlace: lol
lunaticlace: if you take five
lunaticlace: wouldn't that mean you got back three minutes ago?
brdgofwd: hahahaha
TenebrousRequiem: Of course not. There's never anything worth watching on at this time. ::Suguru sighed again and leaned against Hiro's side, setting the remote on the guitarist's thigh:: You try.
this isnt hiro: Hiro slipped one arm over Suguru's shoulders, his other hand moving to grab the remote as he flipped through. "Ooo hey...The Naked News."
TenebrousRequiem: Wait, what? The nake- ::Suguru cut off and reached his hands up to cover his eyes, though he was quite obviously peeking through his fingers:: That's gross!
this isnt hiro: "Now now, Suguru, that's the natural female form." He wagged his finger at the television, looking more than a little amused. "And look, it's going to rain tomorrow."
DA END.