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[lunatictide]

It's really hard to drink yoghurt fast, isn't it? You run out of breath and have to stop but the yoghurt has built up momentum like a glacier and it's sliding toward you so you keep gulping and hope that none of it runs into your ear.

I never knew breakfast could be so *perilous*.

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[shacklebolt_k]

There's a lot to be said for eating it with a spoon like normal people do, you know...

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[diane_archer]

I now have a mental picture of you ski-ing in front of an avalance of thickly-fermented milk product.

It is possible I need more sleep.

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[e_branstone]

Of course breakfast is a danger - all that hot liquid and then there's the fact that I used to have nightmares of falling into my Grandfathers pot of porridge. It was always ridiculously thick - it sort of plopped off the spoon - mind you I don't think the cheese he added to it exactly helped.

I haven't eaten porridge since I was 9.