Notes On Traditional Erisian Winter Holiday Nonsense

[lunaticxfringe]

The early Discordians were known, on Afflux, to celebrate the end of another year in which the planet had not been engulfed in a pillar of flame, attacked by aliens, or struck by a meteor. It was a time of reflection on the gifts Our Lady Of Discord provided, and a time of pleading that the sun would not be forever swallowed by the giant demons

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[voltronscandide]

You're right, it's not the bats from outer space we should be concerned with. We have enough to worry about with the dreaded racoon and squirrel alliance threatening to upset the delicate balance of surburanature. Some try to say it's all rumors, but I heard it directly from a crow who had it on good authority from several house cats and a smart dog. Those squirrels are crafty enough on their own! Can you imagine if they finally hammer out their differences with the racoons? We're doomed! Doomed I tell ya! Forget about picnics and backyard barbecues! We've got to start organizing!

[lunaticxfringe]

From what I've heard, several suburbs have already fallen prey. Ah well, at least we have the technology to ensure squirrels never get our bird seed.