Matt goes to buy peanut butter and meets Tai there. Very short, very strange TAITO!!!!!!
Digimon - PG-13 - English - Humor/Romance - Review: 19 - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Updated: 10-11-01 - Published: 10-11-01
Disclaimer: You will know the day Digimon becomes mine when the show suddenly comes on late at night with an NC-17 rating. But in the meantime, it currently is the rights of other peoples.
Author's Notes: Kinda cute, kinda strange little Taito fic. It's gotta a lil mix of humorous fluff in there, but no so much that it is utter sap. The idea for this just hit me a few days ago, right before my family left to go camping, and I've had the urge to write it ever since. Anyways, like I said, this is TAITO. In other words, Tai and Matt are a COUPLE!! Yes, that makes them gay. If you do not like this type of stuff, go read something else! Otherwise, proceed at your own risk to this spoofy lil fic.
And They Met Over A Jar of Peanut Butter
by: Butterflie, formerly known as Crimson Goddess
"Yamato, will you run down to the store and get me some more peanut butter? We're out and I have another one of my urges." Mr. Ishida called to his son one Saturday afternoon.
"Dad.." Matt sighed. He didn't protest, however, as this was beginning to be a frequent occurence.
Sighing again, he grabbed his jacket that was draped over a chair by the door and made his way to a local grocery store about a block away from his apartment complex.
On the way, all he found himself thinking about was Taichi. Lately, he had become obessessed with the brunette, and he didn't even know why. After all, what was he supposed to think when he suddenly found his best friend's every move very sexy and a total turn-on? He didn't understand it.
Wasn't he supposed to think about girls this way? Take Mimi for instance. Or Sora. Both of them were pretty and very attractive. Why couldn't he get turned on by one of them?
Luckily, the store came into his peripheral vision and saved him from further thoughts.
Entering, he headed straight for aisle three and reached up for the last jar of peanut butter. His hand had just about closed around it when he realized someone else was grabbing a hold of it as well.
Frowning, he looked over and saw none other than Taichi Yagami, the one person he did *not* want to see right now.
Suddenly, Tai looked over at him and scowled. "This peanut butter is mine, Ishida," he growled.
"No way," Matt muttered back. "I got it first."
Tai smirked. "You're dreamin if you think I'm just gonna let you have this peanut butter. Oh no. You'll have to fight me for it first."
"Fine then. If that's the way you wanna play it, then that's the way we'll play it." And with that said, the blond tackled Tai, catching the other boy off guard
Tai let out a yelp as he felt himself falling on the floor. His head knocked into the shelves behind him and they went tumbling backwards with a loud CRASH!
However, he didn't have time to think about that as Matt's fist was suddenly and painfully in his face.
"Fight between Ishida and Yagami in aisle three"
Matt dimly heard a grocer announce as he proceeded to punch the s**t out of the thirteen year old on the ground.
Then to Matt's total and utter surprise he felt a pair of warm soft lips on his. Shocked, his mouth hung open slightly and Tai took this as an oppurtunity to slide his tongue inside.
Suddenly Matt didn't care what was right or wrong, all he cared about was his Tai.
Eagerly, the blond began to kiss his friend back, wrapping his arms around him, loving the feel of
Tai's hand running through his hair.
"Makeout session between Ishida and Yagami in aisle three"
And the lips were gone. Matt simply stared down at Tai.
"And you can have more of that once I buy *my* peanut butter," Tai whisphered in Matt's ear.
Matt could only nod.
Smiling, Tai pushed Matt off of him, then stood before helping the shocked Digidestined Child of Friendship to his feet.
"C'mon love, let's go buy that peanut butter now," Tai said, giving Matt one last, lingering kiss before heading over to the checkout lane.
Matt felt his heart give a little flutter and skip a beat. Smiling himself, he went over to help Tai pay for his peanut butter.
© 2001 Butterflie July 30, 2001 Monday 12:34 am
Such a weird lil fic! Anyways, see this purty purple box down below? You're supposed to leave your name and comments about my story, so would you go ahead and do that for me? Please? I'd really 'preciate it! Thanks! And please, be nice. ^_^