the Wit

(85% dark, 19% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're ( Read more... )

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I'm sneaking onto LJ...dunno why, probably because I don't want to work but I want to present the impression that I'm working. The clickity clack of the keys makes me sound professional or something ( Read more... )

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OH NO OH NO OH NO

http://kittenwar.com/

TOO CUTE

So, I kind of got offered a job. A teensy one. It's a writing contract.

They want me to write 15,000 words. On handbag designers. For $300.

Right now, I'm thinking no thanks. I got $150 to write for the Hiram mag, and that was only, like, 2000 words. 15,000 words is about 60 pages. $3000, yeah, but $300?

Hmm. What do you all think?

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Hannah is your soulmate.
You truly love Anthony.
You consider Ursula your true friend.
You know that Cody is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Neko for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Santi is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Kelly is colorful, ( Read more... )

Dearest peaches, kiwi, friends and loves ( Read more... )

the dog (and cat) days of summer

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GOOD LUCK ANTHONY AND ULA!!!


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