Who are these strange women visiting my dreams, only to wipe away everything else but their presence, forcing me to lose them from lack of context?  Every night for the past few weeks I've awoken exhausted no matter how much sleep I've gotten, with a vague face in my mind.  Shadows in moments, I recall nothing more than a feature or two.  Blonde.  ( Read more... )

at the tip of exhaustion ( Read more... )

Pilonidal cysts are fun!  They smell great, they clean easy, and you become the patient's best friend after a simple application of silver nitrate and a dressing change!  Go medicine!

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You're ready to fight,
you've got all you need.
when the time is right
theyll put on your leads.
the bp cuff 
and the pulseox
a blanket for warmth
or some more socks
sleep in your veins
and air in your nose
on your left side
and there it goes

now punch the tech in the face
how dare he try to help
if only you had some mace
that would show that whelp

you're half ( Read more... )

I quit smoking today.  I know.  HORRIBLE.

yup.  I will be back for just about three weeks near the middle of may.  Friday night on the 18th at 11:45pm, to be exact.  Im pretty sure they'll be some sort of welcoming party, we'll see, ill need to speak at the people involved. I imagine it would on the 19th, saturday, and damn the jet-lag, i can take it.

this is long overdue.

I'm so homesick. o ( Read more... )

An asshole looks like this:

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Listen:

This year has taken yet another hero to the clearing at the end of his path.  Kurt Vonnegut croaked.  Robert Anton Wilson first, now KV.  The reason I'm a Discordian is dancing with the machine elves, and the reason I even care enough to follow a joke religion has gone to live out eternity on Tralfamador with ( Read more... )

happy new second. cell me whats wrong and ill up the wick of your definy. you should probably get that checked out, theres nothing worse than a warbling fish on a sunday. go daiko and theyll tow your car AND your drunk ass back home, no worries at all. i just want to learn the curves to be honest with you. its easy to forget. soft, unyeilding ( Read more... )

I would also like to make mention of a few funny things ive seen around here ( Read more... )

And the only thing so far to keep me from screaming bah-humbug at helpless children and small animals is the box i got in the mail today from my bitchface. which i SWEAR (!) i will patiently wait twenty days to open. n_n

Less than three, kiddo.