I love finding old flash drives.
Just found the thumb drive that I kept the totally random stuff I would write when sleep deprived and bored on the train. This one was in a file called 'stonerbible.txt'.
Removed from the bible:
"Teacher, there is not enough food to eat, nor wine to drink, nor bowls to smoke."
"Not enough food? Dude, that sucks." spaketh Jesus
And with that Jesus took ahold of the bag of Doritos™ Cool Ranch® chips, and gripping it tightly at the top pulled with all his might. The bag resisted his godly strength for a moment, then exploded forth, spraying bright yellow triangles everywhere.
When they saw this, the apostles felt sadness, as THE LORD had just trashed the last bag of chips. Through his anguish, Peter said "I shall clean up thine mess, teacher." and he retrieved a broom and dustpan.
When Peter finished cleaning up the pile of chips, he looked at the large trash bag he had just put them in, and was startled to discover that it was full of salty ranchy goodness. he fell to his knees and praised THE LORD, for through the grace of his teacher, most of the chips were pretty much still edible.
This is the word of THE LORD. .
Removed from the bible:
"Teacher, there is not enough food to eat, nor wine to drink, nor bowls to smoke."
"Not enough food? Dude, that sucks." spaketh Jesus
And with that Jesus took ahold of the bag of Doritos™ Cool Ranch® chips, and gripping it tightly at the top pulled with all his might. The bag resisted his godly strength for a moment, then exploded forth, spraying bright yellow triangles everywhere.
When they saw this, the apostles felt sadness, as THE LORD had just trashed the last bag of chips. Through his anguish, Peter said "I shall clean up thine mess, teacher." and he retrieved a broom and dustpan.
When Peter finished cleaning up the pile of chips, he looked at the large trash bag he had just put them in, and was startled to discover that it was full of salty ranchy goodness. he fell to his knees and praised THE LORD, for through the grace of his teacher, most of the chips were pretty much still edible.
This is the word of THE LORD. .