Oh and before I forget

[lupe101]

Stephen Gately's autopsy states that the coroner found a small quantity of dried fruit stuffed up his arse... they think the cause of death may have been date rape.

Comments

[cmdrjudas]

Oh, dude, that was terrible ... :)

[bettybluecat]

Best of the lot I've heard!

[lupe101]

Ah Betsy. Miss you doodle. so can I come to the wedding ?

[bettybluecat]

Come to it? You may be tending bar as we'll probably have to have it in my enormous arse, due to a lack of funds.

Actually no plans yet but you'll certainly be welcome when we sort something out!

[bettybluecat]

Er...that was me. Which you probably figured out, unless you're working as caretaker in someone else's arse.