And if you live in the UK and play the lottery, it probably was.

So congratulations everyone who won the lottery tonight...
all 45,000 of you...
I figure, with the jackpot standing at around eleven million you all won... er... about £230

I bet tomorrow is going to see a lot of rash promises being taken back.

*ring ring*

Lupe: Hello library helpdesk how can I help ?
Man with scottish accent: Aye, ken ye understand me ?
Lupe: er... yes
Man: AYe good ! well I need an athens password

Man goes on to explain to Lupe he needs a password, Lupe sorts him out, no problem. All this in a perfectly understandable not even broad scottish accent. Then this happens.

Man: So ( Read more... )

This Austrian situation has shocked me to the very core:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7373689.stm

I just find the logistics and motivation completely incomprehesible. Of course all the facts aren't in yet so it's hard to get a grip on exactly what state these kids ( and their mother ) are in but, as the facts start to trickle through about ( Read more... )

"take my advice on a dark and stormy night. Alright? When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck; taps the back of your favorite head up against the bar room wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye, and he asks you if you payed your dues. You just stare that big sucker right back in the eyes, and you remember what old Jack Burton ( Read more... )

No seriously this is a porn site. not safe for work.

More to the point there are some things you can't un-see. This is one of them. Do not go here. Especially you Rat, you really really shouldn't see this. It will destroy what remains of your fragile innocence. The rest of you... you have been warned.

http://www.drawn-sex.com/index.html?id=doublepimp ( Read more... )

I expect by now most of you have heard about this new childrens book for helping them cope with mums new tits / nose / labiaplasty etc.

http://www.bigtentbooks.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=188

But at last someone has provided a peak at the book itself. YAY!

http://www.newsweek.com/id/132536

In all honesty I'm torn on this one. ( like mommy ( Read more... )

I own a cat. I didn't mean to, like a lot of the semi permenant things that happen in my life I just sort of woke up one morning owning one ( Read more... )

Oh dear god yes:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/lego-flamethrower-ages-4-and-up-209313.php

Academic checking out book: I can't believe you had a copy of this, I've been looking for it for ages, we all have, I'm going to tell the whole team that you have a copy.
Lupe: That won't do them much good seeing as you're taking it out.
Academic: your right!  I better not take it out after all !

 I was allways of the opinion that the world would end due to some sort of giant atomic sheep invasion. Seems Hollywood has other ideas, several in fact and plenty of concepts about what we'll all get up to afterwards. 
I'm a big fan of my post apocalyptic action movies so this place is a godsend:

 http://www.post-apocalypse.co.uk/reviews.html

I gotta ( Read more... )