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[lupe_velez]

WHY DONT THESE FUCKING FOX GAMES EVER START ON FUCKING TIME

LIKE I NEED TO SEE HOW MANY MORE INCHES OF JEANNE ZELASKO'S FOREHEAD HAVE BEEN CONSUMED BY HER WITCHY HAIR TODAY

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Lol

[juneytunes]

so "fuck" is a mood now, too, in addition to being a noun, verb, exclamation and sometime adjective ROFL

when i got to "forehead" i assumed that, at some point, the rest of the sentence was also going to include the word "botox". alas, it did not.

i am going to punch mccarver in the face. he makes an unfunny joke, and then explains it as if that's the reason no one laughed or reacted.

hey, guess what - mcsweeneys.net wants to publish my dorky cardinals sestina. of course it jinxed chris (his bicep thing happened, like, 2 days after I wrote it) and matt (who has not started any game 1s and let's face it, has not done that great a job). grr

Re: Lol

[lupe_velez]

there are many shades of fuck in lupe's mood lexicon

last night was "fuuuuck."

i don't think i'm going to watch the fox broadcast tonight. the buck and mccarver are murder on my already frazzled nerves, i can't take much more. i know you like buck, and he has a great voice, but the smarm is more than i can handle.

are they gonna publish it? that's fantastic, juney!