Monday.

[lupercus]

I realise that it may be bad form for me to write here, as I am not in fact a Malfoy. However, I find myself with some spare time on my hands, and this is decidedly more constructive than anything else I might be doing, such as piercing a body part, hexing the pigeons that delight in defecating on my shop windows, or running for Parliament. So,

Comments

[seamus_f]

There is no leak in the ceiling. You just want Gavin to get up on a ladder so you can look at his arse from your chair. Horrible man. Why do we humour you?

[lupercus]

You paint me to be such a lecherous sort, my dear boy. I ought to be offended.

[seamus_f]

You aren't for a second though, are you? No.

You sound tired.

[lupercus]

Not really. Have you seen his arse? I'm only human, contrary to popular belief.

I am very tired. I have been for a while now, I think. Just very, very tired.