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1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Someone who was just about to hit the ground after jumping off a building (suicide wise) just to see the confusion of all the gawking observers. lovely confusion.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? who needs a switch...just give them a private jet...i want to say nickleback...but i like a lot of there stuff (radio stuff). *flick* hey...guys...what happened to the beatles?
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? that guy who was under the stage while we were cleaning...i'm pretty sure he wanted to steal stuff.
4. What is your favoite cheese? brie?...maybe...i like cheddar...i'm boring.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it? i don't know...but if i got glen to make it for me it would be fabulous...probably sliced chicken breast with some white cheddar and mayo...and maybe a bit of dijon...
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it? Maybe Kate Beckinsale?...as selena...haha
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? allanis?...i don't know...who's hot nowadays...the old avril?
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? take alley out for dinner...or buy video games...or buy a stick.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? London
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? again the lack of dollars in england...hmm maybe dinner with ci.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Granville Island Honey Lager...or guinnes. (the first so i could share with my family, and cause it's a great marinade.)
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I don't think i'd go back anywhere for me. but the person who knows what i'm talking about would know that i'd go and prevent something from happening...
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Love thy fellow man...(not physically.)
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? i have no idea...i'll think on that and then update.
15. What is your favorite expletive? Fuck...cause i say it the most when i do something stupid...or shit.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Scream a punny line of "WHAT IS THIS...MADD OR SOMETHING (Mummies Against Deep Dreams).
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? probably my River Rats jersey...but i honestly don't know.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? i don't know. probably go see dad and the kids.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? flying...or (cause it's mentioned down below)...the power to sap pain and suffering from others.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? maybe my first shutout...i can't even remember it though.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? grade twelve...i don't know.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! England.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? probably stamps...cause we have good food...though i am kinda sick of it.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!" I'd go to dads and just float up all the fucking stairs...
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Richard Harris. or the guy who played Q. whose name temporarily escapes me.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My Grandfather... either of them...i never knew either of them well enough (one died when i was two, the other when i was six)
i can't believe i just made an lj cut by memory...