I get to have a "procedure" tomorrow... one of those things that ends in "-oscopy". The preparation involves a clear-liquid only diet the day before. Of course that's the day we've got a vendor coming in with free lunch. And he comes in with Jimmy John's. Which I've been craving lately. *bleck ( Read more... )

I got rear ended a couple weeks ago while waiting at an intersection. No one was hurt, so that was good. Took the truck in to have it fixed and finally got it back after almost two weeks. (There was a snow storm after a warmup... people seem to forget what snow is after a few minutes without it.) The truck looks good to where I'm thinking I ( Read more... )

Going through emails, I ran across these ( Read more... )

This is a great Cthulhu doll.

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long-johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and ( Read more... )

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Copied from here...Computer geeks learn to flirt ( Read more... )

I've tried to prove that it's all fun until someone puts an eye out. I managed to fail at this task, though I did prove that it's all fun until someone's bleeding ( Read more... )

It's an interesting sense of engineering humor at An Engineering Mind. I particularly liked:

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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine ( Read more... )