no, seriously, fuck this shit.

[lupul]

Somebody get me to a dentist, stat. Ugh.

On the other hand, my date tonight was none other than one Raffi Torres. If that's not depressing as fuck-all, I don't know what is.

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[raffitorres]

Admit it. Tonight was the best motherfucking date of your life.

[lupul]

It could have been the heartburn from the crappy pie. It might have been the shitty American beer. It could have been the halfway brain-dead company. Who knows.

[raffitorres]

Ok, yeah, the beer was pretty shitty, but who are you to insult that pie?!

[lupul]

Raffi, you'd eat anything, and that's including Stoli's mother. You're not exactly in a position to be passing judgement.

[jarretstoll]

Depressing? Depressing is the fact that I actually miss you two assholes, on today of all days, too. I hate my life.

[lupul]

Yeah, yeah. We ordered beer in your honour, then drank it. So it's practically like you're here.

Maybe I'll call you or something.

[jarretstoll]

Oh, god. I miss beer way more than you.

[lupul]

Y'know, I'd be offended, but I think I'd be the same way in your situation.

[fpisani]

Hey... adding you.