So I was wondering the other night, why do I fail so badly in the romantic aspect in my life. I know I'm fairly attractive, and I'm pretty nice and not a total social reject, so what am I doing wrong? Am I looking in the wrong area? The wrong people? I used to actually have women chase me, now it seems the tables have turned, and nobody's giving me ( Read more... )

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COMBAT CARDS 2.1
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So I finally got hired in Securitas, I had to drive to the Garden Grove branch because the Signal Hill branch is chock full o' mongoloids with attitudes. They told me that they just acquired a few new accounts in the Irvine/ Aliso Viejo area and want to post me there. They also mentioned that they'd like to put me there as a Post Commander starting ( Read more... )

So I've been staying at my parent's house until the apartment thing works out. Been mostly sober- got drunk last saturday, and the saturday before that.. I think that's a new sobriety record for me. I broke up with the oldie I was dating from Brooks and she turned out to be a crazy stalker. I tried to date someone else, who I unfortunately became ( Read more... )

You Are 100% Evil
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Your results:
You are Lando Calrissian
Lando Calrissian
79%
Han Solo
77%
Chewbacca
74%
Mace Windu
69%
Luke Skywalker
64%
R2-D2
62%
Qui-Gon Jinn
61%
Boba Fett
61%
Princess Leia
57%
Anakin Skywalker
56%

Tall, dark, and handsome.
Not much seems to bother you.
Maybe because you're so smooth.
You truly belong with us here in the clouds.


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So, I think the party went well. The circle of half naked hippies in the parking lot was hilarious, and it seems the Red Hammer was defeated properly. I got too drunk too fast though, because by the time my guests showed up at the end there, I was already seeing double. Good thing my hangover isn't too horrendous[sp?] because now I have to go to ( Read more... )