"What the fuck do you think is so great about Batman anyway? You're already rich and he has no real superpowers. Sure, the codpiece is impressive, but who knows how much he's stuffed the ballot box? With Spiderman's costume, there's nothing left to the imagination - you know what you're getting. And you're getting plenty. He could spin a web and strap your wrists to a headboard or a kitchen chair in a flash with no additional equipment. He could suspend you in mid-air with those web shooters. And, oh my God, you know he can stick people to his BACK, right?"
"Spiderman," huffed Reid.
"Batman."
"Spiderman."
"Batman."
"What the fuck do you think is so great about Batman anyway? You're already rich and he has no real superpowers. Sure, the codpiece is impressive, but who knows how much he's stuffed the ballot box? With Spiderman's costume, there's nothing left to the imagination - you know what you're getting. And you're getting plenty. He could spin a web and strap your wrists to a headboard or a kitchen chair in a flash with no additional equipment. He could suspend you in mid-air with those web shooters. And, oh my God, you know he can stick people to his BACK, right?"
"I stand corrected. Spiderman's a better fuck."
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