Comments | lurid_outburst: Man I gotta have a partner out there, somewhere

lurid_outburst

Man I gotta have a partner out there, somewhere

Jun 30, 2005 10:34

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Funny santa43 July 6 2005, 01:45:45 UTC

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"

"No, You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

Re: Funny lurid_outburst July 6 2005, 01:48:12 UTC

HAHA that is awesome, that has got to be a top one hundred on my list.

This is pretty funny too santa43 July 6 2005, 01:51:34 UTC

Do you realize that the only time in our lives ( ... )

Re: This is pretty funny too lurid_outburst July 6 2005, 01:54:27 UTC

...
Where did you find that?

Re: This is pretty funny too santa43 July 6 2005, 01:56:19 UTC

an e-mail

This is gonna be you...
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of
years.
He
went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set
of
hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly
gentleman
went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you
can
hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit
around
and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

Re: This is pretty funny too lurid_outburst July 6 2005, 02:02:20 UTC

hehe, yep, thats me. I would do that, so ya better be careful if I ever lose my hearing, or I might cut you out of the will.

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Good times! santa43 July 6 2005, 02:02:17 UTC

Kids in grade school think fast ( ... )

lurid_outburst July 6 2005, 02:04:46 UTC

Haha, I have tried that, I gotta go, you can call me if you want on my dads phone, I have it right now. And I will try Marilyn in a bit Okay?
I willt alk to ya later, nice hearing from you.

santa43 July 6 2005, 02:07:59 UTC

We're coming to get you!