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[luridtraversal]

Just got back from the Clermont, where an ancient stripper sat on my leg and dug into her crotchelar regions and then proceeded to shake everyone's hand. Needless to say I had to break out the LAVA soap and scrub my hands til they damn near bled. Good times though!

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[rogerlodge]

haha, good times indeed!

[luridtraversal]

oh yeah! how was the sneakerpimps thang?

[margots_coat]

Seriously? I would have paid to have seen that. :P

[luridtraversal]

I got Matt (you remember him, he broke your special implement years ago) a lapdance from a stripper that was, at least, 56 years old. Her signature move was called "Peach Cobbler", use your imagination! The look on his face was priceless.

[margots_coat]

The "Peach Cobbler"? Christ, I just tasted vomit.

What special implement? OH you mean my prosthetic leg! Yeah I can't believe he did that - what a prick!

[freedomd]

HAHAHA. The other week I was out at the club when a middle aged woman (probably pushing 60) came up and kissed me FULL ON DA'MOUF!!! So now my friends call me "the cougar magnet". I feel yo'pain!