well, that chapter in my life is officially closed.

time to run into a wall.

hey guess what!
what?
ive already peed like 10 times today.
you are disgusting.
well you guessed my what!
take your what and shove it up your...
::dashes off::
hey were are you going?
I GOTTA PEE!
disgusting, you are disgusting.

current account balance: $2.52

in the bizarre moment of the day, the infamous dana (aka the double ditcher) confronted me while in line in the cafeteria and subsequently had lunch with me. and let me tell you right now it felt really good to have her come talk to me, because she obviously realized that im fucking awesome (im sure she knew this before) and that im a fucking hot ( Read more... )

have some pizza!!

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mmm...pizza!

for those of you out there who are incapable of picking up your laundry of time, i got a simple solution for you. it's called a clock, look at it.

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT O' SHIT O' FUCKING SHIT TIMES TEN TO THE FUCKING SHIT POWER OF HOLY!! SAVED BY THE BELL SEASONS ONE AND TWO ARE ON DVD!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

woo!! christian bale got cast to play the new batman!! isnt that great? just shut up and pretend you are excited and join in on another celebratory "woo" with me! you ready?

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WOOOOO!

oh, and RIP john ritter. problem child and stay tuned were great movies. we'll miss ya buddy.

my f'ed up my poor back today. he is crying right now and lets me know this every time i move. i told him i was sorry but apparently that is not enough for him. id f'ing kick him the in the motherf'ing face, but he is well, my back, so i cant really do that. plus it hurts too much. f' this shit yo.

i love this man!


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