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How to make a luscioustongue
Ingredients:

1 part mercy

3 parts brilliance

1 part sexual energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little converation if desired!

Personality cocktail
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luscioustongue's LJ stalker is blueyed_shygrl!blueyed_shygrl is stalking you because they think you are the one who made anonymous abusive LJ comments. They are also mentally deranged!

LJ Stalker Finder
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Stolen from inefable

1. Go into your LJ's archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your LJ along with these instructions.

And my winning sentence was……This year, I was no longer a virgin.

I almost pissed myself laughing.

If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans."

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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