...and getting harder for a guy like me to live in a place like this ( Read more... )

holy dammit christmas you guys what a fucking party.  as jack burton once said we really shook the pillars of heaven.  its a real bummer that people took shit from the house.  i mean what the hell that is disrespectful not only to the oly boys but also john.  fookin lame guys ( Read more... )

These have been two of the blackest days.

Johnny P. you are truly irreplaceable. 

i had a very well thought out post. and then i forgot.

What does your roommate do on a bad day?  Mine shows up with a case....A CASE... of fucking Olde English.  That makes twelve.  For those of you that were not here my freshman year of college, i got drunk on old E every day over the course of a month long period.  Drinking that shit brings back horrible memories of washing away my sorrows in malt ( Read more... )

listening to my upstairs neighbors have wild crazy sex all night is making me very, very frustrated.

Well...another drunken friday...another drunken fight.  And, more importantly, another fucked up appendage.  I am having a very difficult time drawing a line between adoring and abhorring this sort of physical abuse.

Call it making up for years of lost time.

if i make it out of the next eight months of my life alive, i will be thoroughly fucking amazed.

Realize that this is why we do not get to have nice things.  Are you stepping in what I'm throwing up here buddy, or what?

To the rest of you dillards:  This is my last week on the westside.  So long, cruel world.

Days like today remind me that i am not invincible.