Shamelessly stolen from moriamisu

[lusorius]

If you saw ME in the back of a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Comments

[sjo]

Surprise buttsecks of an officer!

[evcelt]

Mopery

[lusorius]

Of course. :)

[moiramisu]

Farting in a public place after 6 pm on a Thursday (still illegal in Florida!)

[ginevra007]

For necromancy. "But honest officer, I've got speak with dead!"