oh no! not bernie mac! i love that guy!

Last night Amber called me on the phone as I was about to stand up on a stool and get some fruit snacks for Lando. The stool fell out from under me hitting a big glass jar full of sea salts smashing it and slicing up my foot as i fell down on it. There was that long moment where you're saying ouch, fuck that hurt and then looking at it to see a ( Read more... )

Ugh! I'm so tired. I am going back to my old job on monday. The cookie decorating job. I'm kinda psyched but the pay is going to be a lot less than what I'm used to. Thats okay though as long as I pay the billz! Right now I'm behind by more than I'd like! I'll just be happy to have steady work again. It seems like jobs always fall into my lap and ( Read more... )

We just went to the drive ins and saw Kung Fu Panda and Iron Man. When I was there I was thinking how awesome the drive ins are. Its so cheap to go (with kids) and for a double feature annnnd you can bring whatever the fuck you want in there. There was like hardly anyone there i guess cause it was a sunday night. I love the drive ins. Kung Fu Panda ( Read more... )

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haha, there is this kids show with stop motion animation called postman pat and the theme song goes,"post man, postman pat, can you guess what's in his bag?" But when we sing it at our house we sing,"post man, postman pat, can you guess what's in his butt?" So im getting some gatorade out of the fridge and its freakin cold frozen because amber ( Read more... )

every time i want to watch a news video on this website, there is a shlotzkys ad that comes on before it. usually its a crime story or something horrible and now whenever i think of shlotzky's sandwiches i think of fatalities or brutal crimes here is a good example ( Read more... )

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what a slow First Friday! there was like nobody out tonight. i went down to perihelion arts because they had a Mark Mothersbaugh show. when i got there amy, the gallery owner was totally bummed that it was so slow. then she asked if i wanted to talk to Mark Mothersbaugh on a live internet video thingy. i was like, "YAH!" so after a while of dinkin ( Read more... )

found this on a webpage when i googled prison slang. thought it was kinda funny ( Read more... )