My very own conspiracy theory. That bloody Nicole Kidman. I knew she was up to no good.
Do you want to know the truth about shoes? For 23 years, Centrelink has been suppressing information from you about shoes and thus endangering the welfare of Seventh Day Adventists.
In May, 1986, Hitler met with Nicole Kidman in New York to discuss abortion. As it happens, they engaged in bondage and ended up hatching a plan involving the Mormons in Uganda.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with MSNBC and their ties to back-alley whore-shops.
A report in Sunday Morning Herald was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NRA, various sales, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Billy Zane. According to the report, passages in the book "The Bride Stripped Bare" and lyrics in Sarah Mclachlan 's music point to a connection between these individuals and shoes.
According to a spokesman at Sunday Morning Herald, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about shoes any longer. Learn the truth!
In May, 1986, Hitler met with Nicole Kidman in New York to discuss abortion. As it happens, they engaged in bondage and ended up hatching a plan involving the Mormons in Uganda.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with MSNBC and their ties to back-alley whore-shops.
A report in Sunday Morning Herald was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NRA, various sales, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Billy Zane. According to the report, passages in the book "The Bride Stripped Bare" and lyrics in Sarah Mclachlan 's music point to a connection between these individuals and shoes.
According to a spokesman at Sunday Morning Herald, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about shoes any longer. Learn the truth!