I punched a goat cuz I'm sexy and I do what I want + Rec.
For each one, pick the one that applies to you and post it as the subject line. Guaranteed funny!
Body: January-----------i kicked
February-----------i held
March--------------i dreamed about
April---------------- i bit
May----------------i licked
June---------------i punched
July----------------i slapped
August------------i tickled
September-------i fought
October-----------i fucked
November-------- i kissed
December--------i killed
- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1-------sponge bob
2-------my self
3-------a mexican
4-------a cherry
5-------a hobo
6-------p diddy
7-------you
8------- Brittney Spears
9------- my TRUE love
10-------a banana
11-------my closest friend
12-------my neighbor
13-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
14-------a goat
15-------a girl volleyball player
16-------a pickle
17-------Bigfoot
18-------a lawn gnome
19-------my uncle
20-------a fish
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------Tom Cruise
24-------a gangster
25-------1000 people
26-------a mexican
27-------a spoon
28-------a sandwich
29-------my science teacher
30-------a squirrel
31-------a cat
unknown age-------a girl
- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
White-------cuz i keep it gangsta
Black--------cuz im sexy and i do what i want.
Pink--------cuz im in love
yellow----------cuz the voices told me to.
Blue----------cuz dats how i roll
Green--------cuz i was high
Purple--------cuz i can
Gray---------- cuz dat nerd took my taco
No shrit--------cuz someone offered me a blow job
Orange----cuz i wanted too
red-------cuz im a crack head
Maroon-----cuz i love those nachos
Teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz im sexy and i do what i want.
Repost this as "I..." or else you will
have bad luck for the next 17 years
And to the promised rec:
Tittle: And Then The Dark Lord Went BLAM!
Author: mousapelli
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: implied Harry\Voldemort
Main Charcter: Harry, Remus, Snape and Lucius.
Summary by the author: I think the title says it all, really.
Summary by me: Harry is fond by Remus, then Snape, then Lucius, after the dark lord explode by Snape's lubricant.
Recommendation: It's a fun, little (and be little, I mean very little!!!) AU fic. There's no big plot, just some small idea. Just something small to kill not more then five minute.
Link:Click Here!!!
Body: January-----------i kicked
February-----------i held
March--------------i dreamed about
April---------------- i bit
May----------------i licked
June---------------i punched
July----------------i slapped
August------------i tickled
September-------i fought
October-----------i fucked
November-------- i kissed
December--------i killed
- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1-------sponge bob
2-------my self
3-------a mexican
4-------a cherry
5-------a hobo
6-------p diddy
7-------you
8------- Brittney Spears
9------- my TRUE love
10-------a banana
11-------my closest friend
12-------my neighbor
13-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
14-------a goat
15-------a girl volleyball player
16-------a pickle
17-------Bigfoot
18-------a lawn gnome
19-------my uncle
20-------a fish
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------Tom Cruise
24-------a gangster
25-------1000 people
26-------a mexican
27-------a spoon
28-------a sandwich
29-------my science teacher
30-------a squirrel
31-------a cat
unknown age-------a girl
- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
White-------cuz i keep it gangsta
Black--------cuz im sexy and i do what i want.
Pink--------cuz im in love
yellow----------cuz the voices told me to.
Blue----------cuz dats how i roll
Green--------cuz i was high
Purple--------cuz i can
Gray---------- cuz dat nerd took my taco
No shrit--------cuz someone offered me a blow job
Orange----cuz i wanted too
red-------cuz im a crack head
Maroon-----cuz i love those nachos
Teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz im sexy and i do what i want.
Repost this as "I..." or else you will
have bad luck for the next 17 years
And to the promised rec:
Tittle: And Then The Dark Lord Went BLAM!
Author: mousapelli
Rating: PG-13.
Pairing: implied Harry\Voldemort
Main Charcter: Harry, Remus, Snape and Lucius.
Summary by the author: I think the title says it all, really.
Summary by me: Harry is fond by Remus, then Snape, then Lucius, after the dark lord explode by Snape's lubricant.
Recommendation: It's a fun, little (and be little, I mean very little!!!) AU fic. There's no big plot, just some small idea. Just something small to kill not more then five minute.
Link:Click Here!!!