Domino's Pizza

[lutze]

With all due respect to Riizu's former employer's founder, wow, this guy is out of his fucking mind

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[nellabella]

A) That makes me laugh and shake my head at the same time
B) That makes me sorry for him
C) There was this sign outside one of those new churches that are popping up everywhere that says, "Trespassers will be baptised". I wonder if that will be the case in this city
D) Are there really Catholics who are THAT uber-Catholic left in the world?

[rowan_redfern]

No porn? The men won't go.

No condoms/birth control? The women won't go.

All the best to this guy and his whackjob endeavour! XD

... But I am unnerved by it nonetheless... ^^;

[nora]

road trip in a van full of condoms.

we would be the highschool kids' heroes. HEROES!!!!!!!

[claporte]

we could see if we could get Wide Mouth Mason's old tour bus.

[lutze]

What did that thing say again?

I hope you took the cribbage board. Thanks for grabbing everything. See you at around 6.

[claporte]

I have no idea what it said, I just know it had giant condoms painted all over it.

I couldn't find the cribbage board

[fyre_brand]

Wow. Yeah, I am sort of hoping this will get made too, just so it will crash and burn, and somebody will make a creepy movie out of it, sort of like Pleasantville, The Stepford Wives, and Invasion of the Body Snatchers all rolled into one. Add a dash of Final Fantasy Tactics in there for good measure (I imagine the Domino's Pizza guy is secretly a demon!).

And speaking of Dominos Pizza... some bank keeps sending me coupons for big discounts off of calculating my income tax form, and if I let them do it, they give me a free Dominos pizza. Except, I don't think I've EVER seen a Dominos Pizza in my life. Do they even exist?? I don't even think they're real, they're just a front for this demonic cult religion. Like those prohibition "pet stores" on the Simpsons!

I suppose there won't be any violent videogames either, in this town! Well, count ME out, Cardinal Kookypants!!! ...if that is your real name! ...which I suppose it is not.

[lutze]

Domino's Pizzas are real. I have 2 slices from them with me for lunch right now. They taste very ... Catholic.

He probably is a demon. I wonder how the Noid fits in to all this. That little bastard creeped me out - and they made a game for him!

I enjoyed that last line. It also made me think of the Simpsons. "We're going to send you to another school! And if you get kicked out of that school, you're going straight into the army, where you'll be sent to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo Bananas in charge!"

[fyre_brand]

Oh my, I had forgotten about Commander Cuckoo Bananas! That is HILARIOUS, I tell you. I quite literally LOL'd myself.

I just had another revelation! Domino's Pizza? Ha! More like... DOMINUS PIZZA!!! See? That's where he gets it from! I think they should have a special deal, where you can order a "holy trinity" of pizzas for a discount price. Except, the dough has no yeast in it, and on Ash Wednesday they burn 'em slightly.

...was that a TOO much? :-P

[lutze]

I'm not the one to ask. I step lightly on the religious humour, but I laughed at that - and at most things of the sort.

Sounds like a deal. Smart of you to spot the pattern. Dominus pizza indeed. Veggie only on Fridays.

[harempresident]

The Domino's founder backed off a bit on the strictly catholic town bit.

Road trip for scary religious touristy place? Try the Precious Moments theme park.