Ohmigod last night was a riot and a half ( Read more... )

Well I've not been up to much, went up to Glasgow to see Cian etc. Twas alright ( Read more... )

Fs.

Random pulls are meant to help.

I thought that was how it worked.

Unfortunately I just spend them wishing it was you instead.

I fucking hate you.

...On a brighter note my mum wants me to see a psychiatrist lmao.

I'm doing well.

Oh yeah.

Well I've not been up to much ( Read more... )

A man walks out of his apartment,
It is raining, he's got no umbrella
He starts running beneath the awnings,
Trying to save his suit,
Trying to save his suit.
Trying to dry, and to dry, and to dry but no good

When he gets to the crowded subway platform,
He takes off both of his shoes
He steps right into somebody's fat loogie
And everyone who sees ( Read more... )

Somedays you guys drive me absolutely crazy.

You make me out to be such a slut. Such an absolutely awful slutty girl. You guys know I'm not like that. You must know. You've all known me long enough.

I just want to know why its ok for you guys to do whatever and kiss whoever and shag girls, count their sex toys and jump out their window  before they ( Read more... )

Well I am bored. The last coupla days have been pretty boring, minus the pub quiz which was a bit of drunken banter ( Read more... )

Friday- Haha Friday was good. Went for lunch wit Saz n a wander. Bought new GIANT sunglasses coz I broke my last pair- was heavy gutted ( Read more... )

You know, I don't go out in Largs in certain social circles that much, and maybe that's a good thing because I forgot just how fucking stupid and petty some people are.

I had my night fucked up on Sunday by someone who was pissed off about something or other I apparently said two weeks ago.

Two weeks ago?! Ok so two weeks ago, I was out, was a bit ( Read more... )

This weekend was busy n pretty good ( Read more... )