Dear Madam,

[luvcraft]

I have given your proposition much careful consideration, and I regret to inform you that I do not, in fact, wish to have a girlfriend who is either raw or a freak as you are. "Hotness" and "fun" certainly are qualities that interest me, but I'm afraid that the majority of the other attributes you mentioned -- particularly craziness, rawness, and

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[wookie_x]

Now isn't that a coincidence? I've been planning a series of pornographic zoetropes. Or, perhaps I just like the idea. I don't know.

[hannah_phi]

Well done Sir! I've always been a bit confused by that song.

[stanleypain]

You were supposed to reply to this privately!!!